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159: Pon de Floor Party

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 05:17:00 GMT

We bring in Aaron and Butch after a long night of chili, gourmet popcorn, beer and watching the same video over and over to different songs for about two hours. We enjoy a few more beers on the show but don't go into too much detail about them. Topics tonight include Victoria watching constructicons tear apart a building at her work, a Friday Night beer run with co-workers and kissing Jeff Dunham. Yeah, I'm creeped out too. Let's just move on, shall we? OK so we learn 7Weird Ways to Not Get Sick (including kissing), a sing-along on Vicodin, some band names with a Star Wars twist (recent Twitter meme) and then on to vampires. Can Aaron beat up a vampire? We're not sure. You tell us.

We go on to some of the week in sports including more wins by Norwich City FC, the MLS Cup and of course the Game of The Week. We end by briefly mentioning Daniel's hatred for the letter C and end after about 70 minutes.

As always, send in some comments at uncast.net, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and call in at (619) 940-4SEX or you could just check out Butch and Aaron online. We need to hear from you good folks! How've the holidays been? Got any interesting Thanksgiving/Christmas stories to share? What should we do this winter? You know, besides sex. That's a given. Let us hear ya!

158: OMG I Was A Dyke!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 02:27:00 GMT

Victoria starts off by ruining "New Moon" for everyone. We discuss the Lupilin Effect with IPAs and enjoy Avery's Dugana IPA. There's talk of JanuaRHI, maple syrup, some movies Victoria recently watched, vampires and Blake Lively. We learn about a man in Britain with bionic bowels. If the robots want to take over, they'll have to start from our bottoms. We run through a Lightning Round of Food, Australians, the South African Economy and why beer is awesome. Victoria enjoys last.fm on her XBOX 360 now and we ask everyone which of these are sexy: monocles and/or fur hats? Naked pornstar in a ushanka and monocle? Fur hat and long wool socks?

Victoria starts a new band called Glocked and Loaded and we all roll our eyes. No judging though, we swear. Thanks to Butch and others, we learn that bacon sandwiches help cure hangovers. Daniel goes through his Sports News for the week and we wrap things up with an article from our Whorespondant, Rhian. Check her out with Big Jim on Audiobuzzed! Also props go out to our contributors this week. Go listen to I Love Lard and The Scream podcasts and check out Butch's blogs at ButchRosser.net and TheIslandOfMisfitSongs.com. This episode for 86 minutes, 32 seconds.

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157: I Like Chicks With Sticks

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:41:00 GMT

Lists telling you what your beer says about you suck. We spent a weekend in Arizona celebrating Halloween with the DaHonays again. This time I didn't lose my job doing it. We finally got around to watching Watchmen and the big blue penis was not all it was cracked up to be. Sex to Hallelujah is awesome though.

Some couple is trying to make their house partly out of straw. Well, I'll huff and I'll puff. Victoria discovers the original Star Trek series and it's terrible cheesy goodness. Well, that's how she views it anyways. Daniel doesn't see it. We get a bit of sports talk from Daniel, who is still looking for an NHL team that he can root for.

Oh and we're asking YOU to talk to us. Call us at (619) 940-4SEX, write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave comments on uncast.net but we want to hear how you've been. Do you have some stories or observations from life? Opinions on something we've said recently? Articles or topics you'd like to hear us tackle? Let us hear ya!

We end the show with a Wal-Mart wedding, some rules a restaurant builder wants his staff to follow and we definitely get our opinion out on some of those. Victoria caps the episode off with a theory about Snow White and we end with a second call to action:

MOVEMBER has started! What is Movember? Well check it out here: us.movember.com
but essentially it's a way to raise awareness and education about men's health issues such as prostate and testicular cancer. I started the month clean shaven and I'm growing a mustache (or trying) throughout November to raise money that goes to the Prostate Cancer Foundation and the Lance Armstrong Foundation. DONATE NOW!!! Click HERE.

156: Hands On The Table

Sat, 7 Nov 2009 03:23:00 GMT

We have Rachel and Victor with us this week! Show starts off with some beers for the week and the drinks start flowing far before the recording making for a semi-chaotic output from all involved. There's even a fuck break involved. For the audiophiles, our apologies.

Victoria's parents take us out to dinner and we love it. We discuss their latest cruise and how much Victoria hates her mom's fudge. Victoria starts asking me inappropriate questions about a co-worker and certain cold sex toys. Rachel breaks out the condoms and Victoria breaks out the Sexy Halloween Cocktails and Bacon Bake Sale. Some people at work cheat on contests just for a Wii prize and being a Scottish Brand Ambassador is NOT worth living in Houston for.

Victoria learned some things from podcasts since Daniel is unable to listen to them much anymore thanks to his job responsibilities. Apparently according to the news, Anglicans can now be part of the Catholic church. Who knew?! Why don't people like to dress up for Halloween like back in the day? The girls grace us with an Awesome List and then we ask you all to share with us your favorite childhood books.

155: Wherjews

Wed, 21 Oct 2009 23:28:00 GMT

Starting off the show with a nice hoppy IPA from Scotland. Y'all know how I like my scotch. I also like Scottish Ales. We go into the first of what will be many pot lucks at my new place of employment. That of course leads to some of Victoria's latest cooking goodies. We also go to the latest Rev concert at the House of Blues and what happens when you mix hillbilly with Motley Crue. Follow that with a Party!Super Party! And you can't believe the fun that could be had.

Victoria bitches about Geico commercials, read about a wooly bridey and a strange Japanese restaurant centered around paying it forward. There's football Game of the Week action and guess what happened? It wasn't a hummer, that's what it wasn't! Gimme this, gimme that, call us or email us you know where to go. We just wanna hear from ya. Enjoy this episode in a flat 51 minutes.

154: Don't Pee On Your Children

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:57:00 GMT

Sit down and relax with your favorite Oktoberfest beer. We enjoy the fares from Karl Strauss and Schmaltz Brewing. This week's Game Of The Week was more exciting than it had any right to be and this week's game involves Monday Night Football and an AFC East rivalry. We go shopping for my Halloween costume and we give all of you a challenge. The first one to correctly guess what my Halloween costume and either calls or emails us with the answer gets a prize. Also just in case you doubted, Texas is back y'all! We introduce the unknowing to a blog about Cake Wrecks. It's classic and we love it. Victoria gives us some helpful advice and the title of our episode.

We have to ask though, what is it with foreigners and their obsession with Pop Tarts? We realize that poor Chicago was two O's short of the Olympics. So did Rio de Janeiro but it's the first time any city in South America has hosted so maybe that's it. We touch a bit on the David Letterman thing and Victoria asks if she can have a threesome with me and a bizarro world version of myself. Victoria takes issue with farm animals teaching kids and I really start to doubt her sanity. Some annoying bitch decides she can't help but sing along to Karaoke even when it's not her song and she's not on stage. Six women take offense. Who knew Stamford had a ghetto? We regretably do a bit of Canadian Whore News without the help of our dear Whorespondent, Rhian.

We ask our audience one last thing in this episode: What are you neurotic about? We discuss some of our own and what brings this all up. Uncast wouldn't be complete without a list of some sort, so we give the Men's Journal top five beer towns in the United States. Guess what city tops the list. We round out the episode with some of the things Victoria has learned from television and end the show soundly in about 1:05:29. Enjoy!

As always, contact us by email at uncast.net@gmail.com or give us a call at (619) 940-4SEX. We'd love to hear from ya!

153: Gimmy Midglets

Thu, 8 Oct 2009 00:18:00 GMT

Autumn is upon us and we start right off with a couple of very tasty pumpkin ales. We take Becky out to dinner for her birthday ad the girls try to get me to vomit fire. Team Drunk SoCal meets at Stone and we have a couple international visitors. Fried balls of mashed potatoes and beers make for a good time, especially when coupled with great people and conversation.

We discuss fans dressing up with costumes that have nothing to do with the teams names and owners who are perpetual losers. Inspector Gadget comes up and we try to figure out Dr. Claw and Daniel's theory on the good guy trio of the series. That drives us to discuss evil geniuses and some of their motives. Victoria introduces us to another fun podcast that she found called WireTap. NPR fans will love it. We discuss a man who is looking for a woman he met who he is convinced must be the girl of his dreams. Have you seen her?

We end the episode with the most hungry home invasion robbery of the year, a call from listener Aaron, a comment from Lura and our thoughts on the top 10 banned books in 2008 even though it's 2009. We'll give you all this and more in and hour, 14 minutes and change.

152: Boner Juice

Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:07:00 GMT

We start the show right off with the announcement of some of our listener/friends coming to join us soon! Expect more details on the upcoming JanuaRHI (copyright Butch Rosser 2009) soon. Victoria comes up with a couple great "of love" reality shows and we ask all of you what way you would want to die: Shot in the face or beheading by samurai sword? Thoughts coming out of some podcasts I listened to this week includes using the moon as a prison colony, Whether the phrase "boner juice" has a place in conversational English and the curse of the phrase "I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to win."

We pick apart sexual labels thanks to Marina and Dr Boyfriend on I Love Lard. Victoria follows that deep conversation up with 11 Things Wal-Mart Has Banned. Victoria has stories from her Sexual Harassment Training at work and apparently the Tower of Babel was blasphemous but the Hubbel Telescope and skyscrapers are just fine. Victoria gives us some recipes and we go through the game of the week and send you off to enjoy your week. This lands you squarely in the 66:15 range. Enjoy!

Recipe Of The Week:

Firecracker Cornbread

3 tablespoons butter
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
1 cup all-purpose flour
3/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup brown sugar
1 tablespoon aluminum-free baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt
1 cup buttermilk
1 large egg
1 1/2 cups corn, fresh (or at room temperature if previously frozen)

more butter for drizzling (optional)

Preheat your oven to 350F degrees, with a rack in the middle.

Just before you make the batter, in a small saucepan, melt the butter, stir in the red pepper flakes, and pour into a 9-inch pie tin (I have an enameled cast-iron one that is perfect) or equivalent baking dish. Place in the hot oven.

In a medium bowl whisk together the flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder and salt. In a separate bowl whisk together the buttermilk, egg, and corn. Pour the wet ingredients over the dry and stir until just combined. Now very carefully remove the hot pan with butter from the oven. Fill it with the cornbread batter, pushing the batter out to the sides if needed. Bake for 30 - 40 minutes or until the edges are golden and the center is just set. Remove and drizzle with a bit of melted butter (optional).

Makes 10 slices.

151: If The Balloon Pops, The Angels Will Cry

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:51:00 GMT

This week we mourn the passing of Patrick Swayze. We're grateful for what he gave to women's fantasies everywhere and happy he's no longer suffering. There's a recap of week one of the NFL. Lots of sloppy games including our game of the week. We run down a list of rules to see if Victoria is ready to be a true fan of the Bills.

Victoria expresses her distaste for some lyrics and Jessica Simpson loses her dog. Add in an Awesome List, some lessons from TV and our hatred of the latest round of Bud Light inventions (including Bud Light itself) and you've got yourself sixty minutes of fun.

Do you agree or disagree with the rules? We wanna hear from the rest of you "true" sports fans. Have you seen Jessica Simpson's dog? What did you think of this week's episode. Have any suggestions for future shows? Give us a call at (619) 940-4SEX or email us at uncast.net@gmail.com

150: The Lightning Round

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:00:00 GMT

Butch joins us this week for the ever important show 150. We start off with a delicious beer, Daniel expresses his theory that everyone's sexual orientation goes at least 2% the other way and we ask the important question: If you can't wear white after Labor Day, when can you wear white again? Butch recommends some books for us to read as summer ends and we go through some of the things we did this Labor Day weekend including seeing the DaHonays and Marina at a campground in Mission Bay and our discovery of Sweet Tea Vodka. Victoria gets white trash on us and we all suck at Labor Day traditions.

Daniel presents us all with things he learned from podcasts this week, Butch tells us some stories in a new Lightning Round and of course there's some sports news including the first Game of The Week for 2009. We think there are far too many sports with US Open tournaments: Soccer, Tennis, Golf, Surfing, Badminton, Snowboarding, Mountain Biking, Supercross and Cycling. After a few jokes and moments of clarity we add in some of our favorite musical discoveries of the summer, some charity work, some great places to enjoy a few drinks and you've got yourself a nice long episode without a single article being involved! We do however have just a few links for you. Enjoy tomorrow cause today's schedule just filled up. One hour, 47 minutes, 37 seconds.

Autumn Reading
Angler The Cheney Vice Presidency by Barton Gellman
Outcasts United: A Refugee Team, an American Town by Warren St. John
The Art Of Making Money: The Story of a Master Counterfeiter by Jason Kersten
Love Will Tear Us Apart: A NOVEL by Sarah Rainone
The Battle For America 2008: The Story of an Extraordinary Election by Haynes Johnson and Dan Balz

Bands We Recommend
Hey Marseilles
Company of Thieves (Butch blog post link & Chris Cantore interview)
Metric
The Kills
Garfunkel and Oates
Silversun Pickups

Other Links For The Week
Bear Republic Brewing Company
The Island of Misfit Songs
Butch's Blog
The Front Stoop
Holiday Matinee
Currant Restaurant
KFC's death sammies with The Double Down & The Quadruple Down
Art event: Avedon exhibit
Charity event: Doctors Without Borders
Movie Reviews: Taking Woodstock and Julie & Julia

Got any thoughts, suggestions, comments, questions, complaints, or other greatness?
Write us at uncast.net@gmail.com or leave a comment on uncast.net OR
CALL US!! (619) 940-4SEX and leave any of the above or just a drunk dial, misdialed ramblings to your ex OR better yet...AUDIO PORN. Make love to our ears and we'll love yours!

149: The Reverse Sylvia Plath

Fri, 4 Sep 2009 22:18:00 GMT

Holy hell is it ever HOT in Southern California! So hot in fact, that there's a 150,000 acre wildfire north of Los Angeles. We recorded this episode last weekend when it was a mere 105k. So we discuss that, some issues Victoria has with CNN Headlines, some strange things that dead people have left their loved ones (or not) and of course how could we leave out Chula Vista winning the Little League World Series! That's right, Park View Little League, the Pride of Gregg Rogers Park in our hometown has taken home San Diego's first title since the Gulls won the Taylor cup back in 2003.

Victoria reviews two completely different movies in "Ninja Cheerleaders" and "Bye Bye Birdie" and explains why both are supposedly so damn good or something. We briefly buzz over the new CD by Dennis Haskins and why he looks so much like a certain canuck I know. We go over a few comments from listeners and debate over the atmosphere in a sporting venue and just how much abuse an away team fan should expect from home fans. We ask you all to explain just why girls squeal, cry and faint at hot singers and why it is guys don't.

To round out the last third of the show, we discuss some of the do's and don'ts of apologizing to your lady, Victoria brings us another great Awesome List and we end it all off with the 15 biggest mistakes we make while drunk. It's 74 minutes of cool crispness. Dive into it.

Links:
Karaoke With Your Favorite Principal Dennis Hakins A.K.A. "Mr. Belding"
Know The Do's and Don'ts of Aplogizing To Your Lady
15 Most Common Mistakes People (We) Make When They (We) Are Drunk
"What Would Brian Boitano Make?" Baconpalooza Recipes

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148: He Strokes His Staff And Quivers

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:15:00 GMT

Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us this week! We start right off with the news of Michael Jackson's death being ruled a homicide. You know, so you can immediately tell when this was recorded and how long it takes for us to get a show out. Victoria realizes a few discrepancies in the multiculturalism of some recent movies. We ask you all a very simple question: what's hotter? Werewolf sex or Vampire sex? This of course leads into talk of the VAMP dildo and why it's not quite as great as one might think at first.

We are so proud that The DaH Theory was quoted in a People.com article but did they have to blow their "a-twitter" punwad on a story about the Eric Dane/Rebecca Gayheart sex tape? Victoria spends most of the rest of the episode going over some things she learned from TV including something about free sex from stewardesses on your birthday and bacon donuts with beer chocolate sauce.

As always we've got a few articles for you to ponder. First there are Ten Tips To Glamour a Man Into Thinking You're Perfect and then what I think has to be one of the most racist websites from a major corporation that I've seen in some time. I thought segregation was over. Last of course, if we have Rhian as a guest, that means there's some whore news!

Remember to visit our website at uncast.net and donate some money for Victoria's sex toys, for my beer fund or just to help fight Lupus! You DO hate Lupus, don't you? How much?

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147: Fuck You, You're The Cat

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:59:00 GMT

Right off the bat I warn you this is well over two hours long. We recorded this on the night of August 13th and again August 17th. Plus there's a song at the end. It's been too long since we put an episode out so I just put the two together without any real editing.

Victoria starts the show right off by making the claim that if Obama tells the press what his true favorite beer is, it will make children drink that beer. We do a few movie reviews including the girls review of 500 Days of Summer, Harry Potter and The Half-Blood Prince, Twilight and the last Broadway performance of RENT. The girls talk about their day at San Diego State University campus including how to do if you want to avoid getting penis up the butt on the trolley and our day visiting family. We play a rousing game of Eat Kill or Fuck and I tell some things I learned from podcasts this week. There's a bit of sports news (that is now OLD NEWS) and we discuss a few sex related articles just to annoy the sister.

Starting the second half the show we discuss our Anniversary night and Rachel's weekend with her dad. We learn Victoria is the teenager of the couple. Then we move on to a couple lists from Sugarslam.com. KISS has a new album and we wonder who's more of a sell-out: KISS for selling their album at Wal-Mart or Wal-Mart for selling their album. Victoria brings up some celebrity tweets and we bring a question to the table from our listener, Yummy Lane: why do people ask your opinion then tell you that your wrong? I follow that up by asking why ask for advice and then give a million reasons why you can't follow it? Katy Perry also gives props for her awkward chest to God.

Links:
Go visit our new friends at Masters of None Podcast!
Also our dear friends at Litterbox Podcast. They're joining us in the fight against Lupus. Go support them!
Five Incredibly Impractical Sexual Fetishes
36 Words You Should Never Say In Bed
20 Greatest High School Proms of All-Time
The 40 Hottest 25 and Under Female Celebrities
"God made my boobs bigger" - Katy Perry
Check out Rachel's new favorite band: Metro Station
EAT HERE!!! Currant Restaurant for Absinthe Minded Fridays and their AWESOME popcorn and frites!

Go visit uncast.net and donate for Lupus and Victoria needs toys! Daniel needs beers!
Give us a call at our new phone line: (619) 940-4SEX that's 619-940-4739

146: AIDS and Rubber Gloves Always Win

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:10:00 GMT

My sister Rachel visits us for this episode and we discuss her trip out to tour Biola University and it's two chapels. Don't worry, they have a gym. Victoria forces us to watch a movie musical which doesn't suck so bad and I can't seem to make up my mind as to whether or not I like one of the beers of the week.

We watch a great Padres game and discuss the joy of tequila shots and Padres comebacks. We learn some fundamental rules for Apples to Apples. We have Rachel's dad over for a visit and we have to censor our game of Scattergories to keep things from getting awkward. Victoria argues against Shark Week and I have to spread my love for it. You get to hear what it sounds like when Victoria realizes early into a debate that she's wrong.

Victoria introduces us to the geekest sports related event ever. It's even called a Jamboree. We continue the dork with talk of the Torchwood series "Children of Earth" and a Meatloaf poem. Daniel brings some things he learned from Podcasts this week and Victoria gives good noms. Cooking Time: 1:10:29

145: Awesome and The Glory Box

Wed, 5 Aug 2009 09:56:00 GMT

This episode, recorded live, starts right off with Victoria being a racist Mick, beer tasting as usual and major Uncast news: WE HAVE A VOICEMAIL LINE NOW! Give us a call at 619-940-4SEX (4739) to send us a drunk message, some audio porn, comment on a show, ask a black or just say hi. Whatever you want to discuss, that's the number to call.

We start off the episode by reflecting back on the last weekend. The DaHonays came to visit us and camp with their kids and their luscious neighbor, the insatiable Yummy Lane. We discover a new Coke machine called "Freestyle" that will likely never see the light of day. We jump right into movies including 8 conventional trailer styles that need to die and the latest movie we hate. Let me give you a clue: It rhymes with Learn After Breeding.

Daniel transitions from movies to sex with some more of his famous redactions. To be honest, they've become more things he's proud of or things he can shake in our face a year later than redactions. We have a couple sexy articles including the Berlin Sex Academy and 10 Favorite Fetishes. Uncast bed now has new rules, Victoria searches for the best album to have sex to and she follows this up with an Awesome List! All in about 76 minutes!

144: You My Hybrid

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 22:33:00 GMT

Holy shit it's getting hot in here! We get some comments and emails from listeners and talk about the last week's events including a very busy Saturday with family at Stone Bistro & Gardens and Stone Brewery. Jesus (played by Phillip Macnitt) is tough but fair. Butch tells us about a newly discovered downtown establishment called Currant serving cheap Absinthe and tasty popcorn among other great things. We discuss the Gay Pride Parade we missed and the movie Milk which we did NOT miss.

We all learn about the hidden power of urine, hot chicks in police uniforms are extra hot, fisting is fucking not making love and Victoria likes gentle sex but fantasizes about violent sex. Victoria tells us things she has learned from the TV Show Top Chef Masters and shares with the class. We end with some sports story about an 81 year old NASCAR driver and a review about a train wreck documentary we experienced called Confessions Of A Superhero. All in 1:17:23 for the folks on commutes.

Links Of The Week:
Butch and Aaron go Office Space on Furniture
The Power of Pee
The Island of Misfit Songs

143: Tour De Farce

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:12:00 GMT

This is our first live show on ustream.tv! Thanks to all those who were there for the inaugural evening. We start the show right off with the news that we've finally reached 2007 and bought ourselves a couple new Blackberry Curves. We pimp out one of our favorite local breweries: Lightning Brewery. Check them out! Jim is an awesome guy and the beer is amazing! Stone's the big dog in San Diego but the men of Lightning are our favorite brewers. We reminisce about our birthday party weekend, Fourth of July at the inlaws and two new additions to our video game collection: WWE vs RAW 2009 and Lego Star Wars.

So how did our Fourth of July go? Victoria's dad is Hipster Patient Zero, I renew my hatred for PBR and Victoria is still an awesome cook! Victoria is down for repairs and she needs a new toy! You can send us a monetary donation or contact Victoria for the short list of toys she's wanting most. Don't worry, they're not expensive! Victoria reviews a few movies she's recently seen and we discuss 5 bizarre sexual conditions that can ruin your life. We discuss the crazy that was Michael Jackson's funeral, a few things I learned from podcasts recently and the farce that is the Tour De Force. We give this to you in under 52 minutes. Enjoy the ride.

While you're listening, check out www.uncast.net and donate! Victoria needs a new toy and 10% of every donation goes to the Lupus Foundation of America. Bring it on! Empty those wallets! When you're done listening, check out some of our friends podcasts!

142: No Pants? No Problem!

Sun, 5 Jul 2009 15:10:00 GMT

I'll keep it simple up front by saying this is an Uncast Birthday Party Episode. OK now with that out of the way, let's get to the topics. It's a weekend of beer, sex and music and there was LOADS of each to be had by all. We discuss the San Diego International Beer Festival where Mr DaH was the socialite of the smoking section. We go on a tour of five San Diego breweries where we realize DaHonay gets a little friendly after about 10 tasters Then of course there's the Party! Super Birthday Party! where we learn the Preakness sucks. Last, we toss in some redactions and an Awesome List just for kicks.

We ask the listener what constitutes a love making or fuck session and if a vegetarian has oral sex with a non-vegetarian does that make them a semi-vegetarian? We learn everyone's nickname and party theme song, US Border Patrol agents are a cult of hawt mess, some dumb bitches are on this earth only to be gotten drunk and laid, breweries should not allow their employees to drink on the job and naptime rocks! All this and SOO much more in just over 95 minutes. Hey, no pants? No problem! Just bring protection cause this one's sticky and covered in sweat.

Check out our friends at The DaH Theory!

Links
San Diego International Beer Festival
Ballast Point Brewing Company
AleSmith Brewing Company
Lightning Brewery
Port Brewing/Lost Abbey Brewing
Stone Brewery and Stone World Bistro & Gardens
Top 5 Reasons It's Better To Date the Sidekick

141: It's Mah Birfday! Raowr!

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 02:55:00 GMT

Guess who's birthday it is THIS episode? Victoria loves champagne and all of you in this episode. We head out to a great place called Ritual Tavern for birthdays/Father's Day and enjoy a new hippy brew. We bring a few lists to the show including seven baffling criminal defenses and ten beers you must try this summer. Once she gets what she wants, she's all of a sudden done with the show so this one is just 34:46 long. Enjoy!

140: Icy Dead People

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 01:44:00 GMT

It's Daniel's birthday! We discuss a beer tasting party we had last week that included one strong lesson: When doing a beer tasting with 4oz tasters and using beers that are all over 9% ABV and over 90IBU, ten might be a bit too many. Still, we had a BLAST.

We move on to Victoria's work party, weird dreams, some ideas from listeners and some things we've learned from podcasts recently. There's some sports updates, 25 movie lines you should never quote and Cooking With Victoria. Then the cups of grass...30 Rock is a rip off of the Muppet Show. Eat your heart out!All this in 84:23!

Links:
25 Movie Lines You Should Never Quote
30 Rock Is a Ripoff of The Muppet Show

139: Beaver Vendetta

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:32:00 GMT

We have Rhian from Audiobuzzed joining us this week! We start right off with some great beer from Anderson Valley and how we can help your girlfriend like beer more. Victoria discovers an old TV show hosted by Mr T called "Be Somebody" and Rhian brings us some Whore News! There's plenty of food lists to discuss, ways to tell your man will be bad in bed and how to explain to someone the difference between different religious texts based on a movie trilogy type premise. We give you this and so much more in

We have a question for all of you this week: What is your music or movie dealbreaker? Meaning, which movie(s), musician(s) or song(s) would you cause you to break up with your significant other for liking or disliking? Send us your answer by leaving a comment on our Facebook Fan Page or emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com! 61 and a half minutes!

Links:
Helping Your Girlfriend Like Beer
12 signs He'll Be Bad In Bed
Top 10 Food Lists
Mr T - "Be Somebody"

138: The Bookstore Is Incest

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:33:00 GMT

It's all stage and screen this week. We talk about our viewing of a local production of Hedwig And The Angry Inch. There's awards shows abound including the Tony's and the MTV Movie Awards. Thank you Bret Michaels and Sasha Baren Cohen for making those shows memorable.

We try to help educate the public on the history of erotic asphyxiation tragedies, enjoy three movie reviews from Victoria, learn about stupid people in Eastern California and discover a site selling some very strange sex toys. Add in some redactions from Daniel and a great book for the summer. All this and more in just 63 minutes!

137: AIDS Is Hilarious

Sun, 7 Jun 2009 17:23:00 GMT

There's a lot going on this week. We start out with a solid trio of beers, including a stout brewed by Satan himself. You know it's true both from the demon on the bottle and the 16% ABV. We review Game Night at Becky's place and do a short review of an animated penguin flick from 2007. You guess which one before you listen and see if you're right at the end.

We get the latest Susan Boyle news, though no one truly cares, and some surprising fact about the Pringles chips we all love so much (or not). We learn about why we stare at freaks, how worms can cure your disease and a recent trend popularized by a local burger chain. We have some letters from listeners, a great TV show Victoria just found and a short bit about music. We end the show with a new segment which should become a constant in the show: RECIPE OF THE WEEK! Thanks to Lil for the idea! You get this show in a robust 62:20, slow roasted to bring out all the best flavors.

Uncast is hosting a Double/Imperial IPA Beer Tasting Friday, June 12th! Email us if you want to attend and be a part of this and let us know which Double/Imperial IPA you're bringing. ALSO there's the upcoming birthday party on June 27th. If you haven't gotten the invite yet and you want to attend, please email us at uncast.net@gmail.com.

136: I Deep Throated The Horny Devil

Tue, 2 Jun 2009 00:31:00 GMT

Butch joins us for a night of booze and sexual innuendo. Not surprised? Not fresh? Think again! We each gain new nicknames, learn that the two of swords is bad in tarot AND threesomes and ask ourselves one very important question: what the hell is up with Kanye West and that Al B. Sure haircut he's sporting these days? Well OK Daniel gets two new nicknames AND a new title but that's neither here nor there.

There's talk of Disneyland rides through concentration camps, burping and not from Big Jim, we're bad fake parents, Mormons need to be made into skin suits and Butch is offended that I am not sexually attracted to him. Oh and that's just SOME of what this episode contains.

Oh and there's articles galore up in this show! Hot stuff? Got it. Attempted Murder? Check. Peeing in the Pool. HUH? We learn what Stippers can tell us about evolution and even a little taste of Israel not knowing where their borders are again. Fuck Jason Mraz, Snatchbox 21 rules! All this in under 76 minutes and that's WITH our debut of DJ Brotherdarknesses new hit single. BOOM!

Lastly let us mention that June is Uncast Lupus Awareness Month. Any donation to Uncast.net in June 2009 (unless otherwise specified) will go completely to the Lupus Foundation of America. Anyone donating a sum of $10 or more in a single donation will get an emailed picture of Victoria's tits. If $10 buys you that, wonder what $50 would get ya? Find out! Go to Uncast.net now and click on that DONATE button and let's find a cure for Lupus!

135: I'm Totally Following Your SuperPenis Now

Fri, 29 May 2009 23:12:00 GMT

We have a new guest this week! BigJim from Audiobuzzed joins us for the podcast and listen to what he brings out of Victoria. Hint: it's not his cock...yet...although we do learn that Victoria creams in BevMo. After a bit of beer talk, we discuss Daniel's strategy for battling earworms. You'll never believe what it might be. Jim has a few comments about recent episodes and we discuss those before Jim makes a BIG announcement on the show. You heard it here first!

We discuss the latest with Alec Baldwin vs Ireland, Victoria Beckham trying to send David into bankruptcy and Jim's parents strange porn collection. Hello, episode 14 is calling. It wants it's topics back. Victoria brings an awesome list and has a message for Jim which reads in French: Je suis toujours mouiller et prÃte. Jim, go look that up and there you go buddy.

Ending the show, Victoria discusses what she learned from TV this week and we go through our shamebers. All in just 66:36.

Links:
How to throw a cuddle party
Stronger Beer Coming to Alabama
7 Biggest Food Product Flops

134: That Was Nice

Thu, 21 May 2009 10:28:00 GMT

This week we discuss three main subjects: Music, Sex and Cannibalism. Ready? Alright let's do this bitch.

We start out discussing a recent VH1 Classic series we watched on the history of Metal music, have a nice anti-intellectual conversation about cannibalism and discuss things guys don't want to hear after sex. Oh btw, spoiler alert: we disagree with most of them.

There's some discussion about our beer of the week, interesting grocery lists and Dr Pepper vs it's many imposters. Would you go to a gyno named Dr Sparkles? Dr Rocket? Yeah she wouldn't either. There's some Eurovision discussion and we wrap it all up with some more booze talk. This is the longest one we've done in a few at 98 minutes but trust me, it's no slouch.

133: The Smile Train's A-Comin'!

Mon, 18 May 2009 02:12:00 GMT

This week we discuss the Gossip Girl finale, a high school softball pitching phenom and the Masturbate-A-Thon. We learn a number of things from how to be a movie snob to what the buffalo stance really is. We discuss things Daniel learned from podcasts including a letter to The Dah Theory about their recent episode 45. A cat has gotten half a million followers on Twitter so we have to rethink our marketing scheme for Cinnamon. We also ask the vital question: Who would you want on your unicorn, Neil Patrick Harris or William Shatner? Also, if you could time travel but outside of returning to current real time you could only go forward or backward, which would it be? Oh and Flash Mountain is back in business! Show those titties!

Two Notes this week:
First and foremost, congrats to ElleJ on her recent marriage! Enjoy Bermuda and a long happy life together!
Second and also important is June 27th at Casa De Uncast. That would be the date and location for our joint birthday party! If you haven't already received an invite, it's because we haven't sent them out. Want to make sure you get on the invite list? Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com!

132: Happy World Lupus Day

Thu, 14 May 2009 10:08:00 GMT

Welcome to another show! Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us in an episode filled with moms, whores and babies. We celebrate Mother's Day, discuss college applications, giving the love of your life a gay for Valentine's Day and college application talk.

Victoria's dad brings back some tequila and scotch from Mexico and we discuss Motherlover. It ain't no Dick In A Box. Victoria learns more things this week and we discover Air Sex. We have to go. You have to come with us. Rhian brings us whore news and we remember the last weekend in Arizona one more time.

We end the show with baby names, casting for a new historical crime drama movie. we learn that Malley got lucky and we go through bachelorette parties and why women need to be surrounded by so much fake cock when they could easily get the real thing. The show notes are longer than the episode. This one's about an hour ten.

Links:
Mom Sourcing
Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde Casting
Top Baby Names
Keith Malley got lucky

131: It Was Extra Coordinary

Sun, 10 May 2009 22:10:00 GMT

Start right off this week discussing alcoholic beverages and a wonderful date night. We mix in some zombie talk and images that might remind one of a porno slasher film. We headed out to Arizona for the weekend to celebrate a special birthday with The DaH Theory : MrDaH turned 38! Road trips are awesome and spending a weekend with the DaHonays is even more awesome. Victoria learns a few things and brings us an Awesome List. Oh, and we finally read some comments and notes from our listeners! Yes folks, we know you're out there and we smell what you're cookin! 62 minutes in, we're done!

Links for the week:
Photographs from our weekend in DaHville!
You Can Freeze Anything

130: From Slurpers to Wheezers

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 23:31:00 GMT

Daniel's sick but we're both in great moods and the vibe is going strong! The episode starts out with a bit of beer shopping and tasty tastingness. We get ourselves going talking about bacon, deep fried mac n cheese and the wonderful food Victoria cooked this weekend.

There's whacky custom license plates, bee gangs, glow worms and Victoria's allergic to soy beans and soy milk but not soy sauce. Why is that? If Victoria has her way, Cinnamon may have a few new live toys to play with and prey on. Victoria contemplates going vegetarian and we both make fun of weather wimps in Pennsylvania.

Getting to news of the week, we discuss the swine flu pandemic and the death of Bea Arthur. Victoria points out some interesting lyrics and we learn a few things from TV. The Testicle Festival teaches us some things we need at the next Uncast party. Please check out that nifty donate button on the website at www.uncast.net. Thank you for your donation.

We add in some renegade magicians, we find out what shoes define us and ask what fast food related guest we could get on our show. We discuss anal play and who gets what when it's unwelcome. Victoria discusses a story about a man who had a little too much fun in public. There's a bit of sports news from Daniel, some bits of fashion, some of the worst inventions aimed at men and we end the show with a bit of H.U.A.R. news. All this in 1:21:40.

Links of the Week:
10 Worst Products For Men Ever Discovered
PA schools close due to heat
Robot goes crazy
Humans United Against Robots
Texts From Last Night
Flu Pandemic by The Flying Fish Sailors

129: Crabapple Jesus

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:32:00 GMT

Victoria starts us off with a short bit about barbies before we get on with the meat of the episode (ie our first gay kiss). We then go from an article on the prevention of the start of life to the celebration of the end of it. Is it for us or for them? You tell us.

We learn about two men who turned their love of bacon into a business and there's a bit of booze news & 40 years of postal service gaffs before we kick into gear with a few Victoria rants. All of this ends after a heartstopping 67 minutes, 35 seconds. Unbuckle your belt and spank someone with it!

Links:
Bono helps us find our souls
FDA gets it's head out of the sand about teen sex
Turning bacon into a business
Woman nabbed twice in 3 hours for drunk driving
The 8 Stages of alcohol consumption
I could walk it there faster if it hadn't come from Montana

128: 8-Bit Style

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 01:51:00 GMT

We start right off discussing songs, weak gang tags, middle-age crisis fail wrapped up in a roadster and 420. I don't get it either. We move right on to whether or not line cooks are fucking with your shit and we have to put MrDah in his place in our own unique way.

Oh and one thing we failed to mention on the episode, I'll just add right here: Dahonay, in regards to your words at the end of that episode, we'll let you know when we're done with you. You just keep on being you. We love you AND Mr Dah. Everyone check out The Dah Theory.

From here on there's sports talk, movie reviews (including a gay orgy zombie flick), Victoria's latest Awesome List and I bring in some more redactions. We learn that ironic hipsters are just trying to be like Victoria's dad, the AVN Awards are awesome and Sexual Harassment isn't about consent but about welcomeness. There good deed for the day is done. This one's about 80 minutes long.

Links:
News Clip of Dominos Employees video
Otto Up With Dead People

127: Cock Before Cancer

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:32:00 GMT

This week starts off with the revelation that Victoria is not Tori Amos. This leads into some American Idol talk. We discuss this Adam dude and the emotionally unstable cult that follows him. This of course leads into Victoria creating a religion that's not a religion but more of Her Awesome Idea. The only real principles I paid attention to were: Beer is good, bacon is tasty and shirts off/tits out. Oh and of course we'll start having meetings at Stone as soon as we can figure out what Her Awesome Idea is going to be.

We learn that Hippos are dangerous marblevores and we need more hippovores. Victoria runs through some backstory on 10 Dr Suess books while I discuss O bjectum Sexuals on a semi-serious angle and why it scares me that some people take these disturbed individuals seriously. Remember when we first started talking about gay marriage and Christians asked, "what's next? People will want to marry their TVs or pets." Well, it's starting and we need to stop it.

There's a bit of a H.U.A.R. news as we learn robots now run on human blood and some microscopic ones fly. There's some more Easter talk, Victoria loves KUSI and we give our book recommendation for the year: "Mr Darcy Takes a Wife" by Linda Berdoll. All this in 1:09:22.

126: Hichinks

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:49:00 GMT

Becky joins us for this episode.

We start right off discussing the weekend and things we learned this week including:

     - If you applied to UCSD and got accepted, you may want to hold off on sending them one of your own.
     - If you live in West Virginia, you may want to hold off on telling that cunt in your AP English class what you plan on doing to her boyfriend.
     - Photographing a celebrity wedding is a dangerous way to build your portfolio.
     - Fish make terrible footballs

Of course there may have been some mention of this being recorded on Easter weekend, Becky being a Jew and her husband being Asian. Oh and apparently every time Victoria stays at her house over night, I drink myself silly. Yeah there I said it. One hour, 25 minutes of podcast for your ears.

125: Carnies and Whores

Fri, 10 Apr 2009 20:36:00 GMT

Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us again! Yay Canadian Whores!

We start out as usual with drinks, move on to some things we learned, add in some hilarious articles and you have..well..the last 20 or so episodes.

In this one, we spend a day with my cousins, meet with someone from the LDS church (drama!) and then I need a drink so we drown that event in Stone Brewery. Russian River's Pliny the Elder and AleSmith's Brown Ale rock.

Rhian brings us some carny news and a few other funnies. We learn a bit about fake Twitter celebrities, sausages fryin in prison johns, pretty person syndrome and the very strange morals of Arabs. 1 Hour, 38.5 Minutes.

Check this shit out!
Audiobuzzed
The Dah Theory
Too Beautiful To Live
The Litterbox Podcast
Keith and The Girl

124: I Ain't Payin' For Prayers

Fri, 3 Apr 2009 10:40:00 GMT

This episode is 4 x 31 flavors of fun! We start out innocently enough with a website that will allow you to pay for prayers to be said in your name. We go through 10 breweries you need to try in 2009 and while it's not exactly our top 10 list, those on the list that we've had, we've liked for the most part and highly recommend.

Victoria brings us some job opportunities (eluded to briefly in 123), we learn that Alabama does in fact have a library, Britain is running out of Cocks and Bawls and we get an Awesome List from Victoria!

Then comes the real meat of the episode. I get serious for a bit and discuss a few things that just need to be said. Tune in and listen to find out what those things are! This episode is about an hour 45 long.

Links:
Pay For Prayers
10 U.S. Breweries to Try in 2009
Alabama has a library?
The U.K. is running out of Cocks
Mother Makes Her Kids Drink Meth Water

123: One Big Fecal Joke

Wed, 1 Apr 2009 02:25:00 GMT

This show, with guest host Butch Rosser, aims to please and unlike Scarecrow Ale, it's not weak ass piss water. It's all ass all the time! Wait, there is an "s" in that word...right? Shit.

We start out discussing our day downtown, our love of It's a Grind coffee and Pappalecco in general. What can we say? They make a great panini. We find a little passive-aggressive live and wired and hopefully introduce yet another segment to add to our collection: Soccer updates. I've been a fan of Norwich FC for years and a new Seattle Sounders fan. The San Diego Sockers are back and I'll be discussing those teams and adding in a few football terms in the coming weeks.

Victoria adds things she learned from TV and I add in things I learned from podcasts this past week. I bring back "Daniel's Redactions" and we end it with a PSA: If you have a plush uterus, please send it back. With all these topics and Butch on the show, you'd think this might be 2 hours long. Almost. 1:51:25.

122: Comfort In The Front, Anal In The Back

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 05:29:00 GMT

Victoria and I each bring in more things we learned, there's talk about things your husband won't tell you though the headline doesn't tell us your husband is a father, some states ban beastiality and designer bitch goes mental with a cat. Can you believe this takes two hours to discuss? Enjoy!

121: Unniversary II - Eclectic Cockatoo

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 05:17:00 GMT

We start the show off with a list of things that worked in the last year and things that didn't. The Dahonays surprise us with an Uncast Awesome List. We talk about how we got started and what inspired us to do a podcast. I start out my "Things I Learned From Podcasts" and Victoria gives up Jesus for cookies. She does hand out "Things I Learned From TV" so all's well. We bring our own Awesome List for Year Two into the show and the show drops into chaos from there. It's over two hours of awesome! Why are you still reading this? Start listening!

Links:
The Dah Theory
Audiobuzzed
I Love Lard
Keith and The Girl
Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor
Irish & Celtic Music Podcast
Medical Miracle

120: She Showed Her Asshole a Little Bit

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:32:00 GMT

Where do we even start here? Southwest Airlines go swimsuit issue, there's all sorts of McDonalds things to discuss and Victoria brings in a review of the stage version of Grease. There's more TV talk as usual and what is up with all the Re-Tweeting? Dora is growing up and of course why end the episode happy? Yeah the Real IRA are back. Fuck us. This episode brought to you in less than 70 minutes.

For now, it's Unniversary time! Listen in next week as we release the episodes from the party.

119: Stop Poking The Turtle!

Mon, 9 Mar 2009 00:32:00 GMT

This week includes recaps of a weekend apart, the death of Paul Harvey and sports. We have a breastfeeding driver, Xanadu advocating ecstasy use and parents don't want to talk to their kids about disabled people. OOH and an awesome list!!! Don't miss the 75 minutes of beer, balls, breasts and dead broadcasters.

Unniversary is in less than a week! Get your votes in on the new Official Beer of Uncast and again if you're comin, please let us know ASAP! Deadline for notification is March 11th. That's not too far away!

118: There'll Always Be A Party In My Hands

Tue, 3 Mar 2009 02:09:00 GMT

We start right off as usual with a beer tasting. Victoria gets right to her redaction of some careless comment she made last week. In return, we make a proposition: I will remove her hand and allow her to attach the hook or appliance of her choice.

There's some mention of an annoying Subway radio commercial, teens that don't realize the internet is public and strategizing how we can spend our U.S. stimulus check in Canada. I'm thinking a trip to Ottawa. Victoria has a few less classy ideas. We read a story about one way (of many) that some Australian school employees are better than their American counterparts. We end our show with a topless coffee shop...in Maine. Shit! This one is under 55 minutes. Shortest show in a while.

Articles:
Kimberly Swann is an idiot
This Australian school bus driver is not
Topless Coffee Shop

Remember Unniversary II is March 14th at 6:30pm Pacific Time at Casa De Uncast! If you're interested in attending and have yet to get the invite, leave a comment or email!

Also send in your votes via comment, email, text or Twitter on your choice for the new Official Beer of Uncast out of the following choices:

- Lagunitas IPA
- Rogue Dead Guy Ale
- Dogfish Head 90-minute IPA
- Fat Tire
- Ballast Point Yellowtail Pale Ale

The new beer will be announced at Unniversary II!

WE NEED YOUR HELP! ASAP!

Mon, 2 Mar 2009 14:29:00 GMT

UNCAST is searching for the next Official Beer of Uncast!

You have five to choose from:

Lagunitas IPA
Rogue Dead Guy Ale
Dogfish Head 90-minute IPA
Fat Tire
Ballast Point Yellowtail Pale Ale

Among these, which one is your fave? Leave your answer in the comments section here at Uncast.net

We would like to announce the winner at this Unniversary II: Eclectic Cockatoo! Thanks!

117: The Pubic Wars

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 13:49:00 GMT

This is our longest episode in a while at 1:45:43. in fact, it's so long we didn't even include a "What I Learned From TV This Week" or outro music. That's right. No outro music. How sad is that. So when Victoria says "Fuck You Lance Burton", that's it. It's done. That's all you get. Sad huh?

Topics this week we discuss the 10 most forgettable presidents, the Punic wars, The Oscars, Victoria's fun at a recent Rev concert and one little girl who's parents deserve the smack down her teacher let the kids give her.

Also, don't forget! We have Unniversary II: Ecclectic Cockatoo coming March 14th at Casa de Uncast. Be there or...well...I guess listen to it later like you usually do. I'm just saying you'll be missing out on the good booze and food. Email us at uncast.net@gmail.com for more information if you're interested in attending the event live.

116: Eat Before You Come

Fri, 20 Feb 2009 01:52:00 GMT

Rhian joins us again! So of course there's whore news, the normal things Victoria learned from TV, a new awesome list and a review of a party Aaron and Amanda held in Butch's honor last week.

Oh and I have a job! Or well at least it's temporary for now. If all goes well I'll be officially employed by mid-May. We recap our Valentine's day and then go through a few articles including celebrity reactions to the Rhianna-Chris Brown incident, a new San Diego based fake news site and a school thinks special ed students can't handle the cold, even during a bomb scare.

Links:
Turd Meringues
Special Ed Class Left Behind in Bomb Scare
San Diego Headliner

Unniversary II is March 14th! Save the date and be there or miss out! If you'd like to attend, email us and we'll provide you further information.

115: Spoiler Alert! The Jew Gets It In The End

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 10:58:00 GMT

This week it's us alone discussing stupid song lyrics, the Super Bowl and it's crazy ads as well as the San Diego Zoo's new food & drink policy. We discuss why the city doesn't want your help, two examples of why old women shouldn't be allowed to drive and 10 movie endings that got spoiled by history. Victoria comes at us with a short What I Learned On TV This Week segment and more than plenty movie reviews. Enjoy all this and more in an hour and 25 minutes.

Articles of the week:
You can't bring food and drink in the zoo and it's your own fault
Stop sweeping the snow, it makes us look bad
Teen Evangelist Misisonaries forget the 10 Commandments
Well she's OLD and A WOMAN and ASIAN...what did you think would happen?
Yet another old woman that can't drive

Top 10 Movie Endings Spoiled by History

114: Sponge Shaft

Wed, 4 Feb 2009 19:14:00 GMT

Guess what? We has guests again as Butch joins us. We discuss the Royal Rumble, Five things you may not know about your penis, a classic airline complaint letter and the world now has it's first openly-gay leader! All of this in 88 minutes!

Check out Butch at theisle.wordpress.com or www.butchrosser.net

113: Gay Chewbacca Is My Friend

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:47:00 GMT

Rhian joins us again and she brings with her the first bit of whore news for 2009. We go over the inauguration of new President Barack Obama, the tale of how I went too far after recording episode 112 and of course Victoria has a list of more things she learned from TV this week.

Articles:
Nutty pieces of Obama merchandise
Barackula
Equine venereal disease
Criminal with vulgar facial tattoos

Runtime: 1 hour, 15 minutes, 30.5 seconds

112: Eat Pussy Not Cat

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:22:00 GMT

Butch joins us on this episode!

We start out right away with a beer tasting that lasts about 40 minutes into the show. Oh and for anyone playing at home, whoever had Victoria spilling beer on herself at 24:27 into the show wins something. I don't know what yet but let me know who you are and I'll send you along a prize.
During this tasting there's talk of Ricardo Montalban, Jesus being a hitman, odd names for girls and other things.

After the tastings we get down to business and talk about US Air Flight 1549, The New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O'Fuck, Butch's latest works as DJ Brotherdarkness and his new shirt/co-worker.

Victoria brings us what she learned from TV this week, Movie Reviews and AN AWESOME LIST! I should warn you this exceeds 2 hours and 17 minutes so make sure you have some time to sit and really enjoy this one. If not, listen to the beer tasting, then come back later for the rest.

Lastly the link is below but be sure to catch DJ Brother Darkness (as butch is sometimes called) most Monday night at the Ruby Room in Hillcrest just north of downtown San Diego. It's at 1271 University between Vermont and Richmond.

Links for the week:
News on Flight 1549 for those not in the Know is on CNN
Island of Misfit Songs for all things DJ Brother Darkness

111: The First Year Of The Show

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:22:00 GMT

This episode with a very confusing title includes stories from our trip to Utah for Christmas, our New Years Eve, Victoria's weekend getting her hair cut, a few movie reviews, things Victoria learned from TV and some truly awesome shit. Check it out, it's the first show we've recorded in 2009 and it's only 83 minutes long.

We need Rockband! Help us out by donating at www.uncast.net and let us know what it's for.
While you're there, check out our friends podcasts too!

110: A Year Of The Hobo In Review

Sun, 4 Jan 2009 22:07:00 GMT

Here it is! Finally! Our year in review. Joining us via Skype is our good friend and co-host of Audiobuzzed, Rhian! We review various categories of the year and look back on the best movies, new TV shows, books, music and also events and those that made the year so great for us. Sit back and enjoy. This one is nearly two hours long so be prepared for a large file size!

109: Come Warm By My Cock

Mon, 29 Dec 2008 15:28:00 GMT

Our shows being just a tad bit delayed we release this episode to you which we recorded the day before heading out to Utah for Christmas. Topics of the day include a mock jury temp job, gifts from The Dah Theory and stories from the company holiday party.

Daniel brings two articles for your consumption: Teen Lesbian Pregnancy (You read that right) and the police officer from Chipotle? There's a letter proving the Polish have years to go before they can match the Nigerians in the e-mail scam industry and we notice a Pineapple Express Transportation shuttle on the freeway. We do it all in under 59 minutes.

We're having a New Years Eve party! Yes I know it's a few days away but dammit you'll want to be there. Trust us on this. Contact us at uncast.net@gmail.com to get directions and party info. Don't miss it!

108: Victoria's Episode

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:26:00 GMT

To start off this week Victoria wants to make it very clear that she does not get drunk on every episode. I guess I'll add that I don't either but I don't feel quite as strongly as Victoria about that fact needing to be clear in everyone's mind.

Now that we have that piece of business out of the way let's begin. The lyrics to "All My Lovin" by The Beatles are a bit more perplexing that we thought at first hearing. Victoria has a new tattoo and no I swear this whole episode isn't all just about her. We discuss Thanksgiving with her family, an abstinence flyer she found, What I Learned from TV and an awesome list. OK maybe this episode IS all about Victoria.

We include our friends and pay hommage by stealing a couple of their bits. First is beer of the week from Audiobuzzed in which we both try the Alaskan Smoked Porter courtesy of Becky Lou. Secondly we have food service stories from The DAH Theory. We had some poor service lately and thought we'd mention it. So check out those two shows after you're done with this one.

Lastly there's an article about Nebraska now limiting drop offs to babies only. Apparently some parents thought they were funny and dropped off their teenage brats.

As always go vote for us on Podcast Alley and keep checking in with us for new episodes, news and stories. This one lasts a grand total of 90 minutes!

107: Xanadu

Mon, 1 Dec 2008 13:27:00 GMT

We're joined by Audiobuzzed hosts Jim & Rhian!

There's a great mixture of topics taken from each show including a beer of the week, an awesome list from Rhian, stories from the party on Saturday and more! All in under 45 minutes!

Check out Audiobuzzed at audiobuzzed.com

106: D.R. Uncast

Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:02:00 GMT

Rhian is back! Turn the sound up and enjoy this one as we START the show a little drunk off our butts.

On this episode we discuss Victoria's time in a Japanese market, discovering the Cougar Ranch on the way back from Arizona, the three of us enjoying the Wild Animal Park, Victoria's new BFF and the joys of Baileys and Sambuca (not together). Toss in an article on five jobs you wanted as a kid and why they suck and some drunken banter and you've got under 40 minutes of fun.

Check out Audiobuzzed.com and email us at uncast.net@gmail.com

105: Straw Man!

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 01:03:00 GMT

Rhian from Audiobuzzed joins us for this episode live in our home!

We start the show off discussing keeping her with us always and Canadian provinces before jumping into Rhian's adventures on her flight out here and her initial impressions of San Diego.

We talk about our first few days this week including dinner at Dublin Square her first night out here, breakfast at Pannikin the first morning and our trip down the coast to see our beaches. Rhian is amazed with palm trees, birds of paradise and our weather. We take her out to one of the beaches in La Jolla, Chuao Chocolatier and of course her first In-N-Out experience which includes the joys of Straw Man. From there is Too Cool For Karaoke in a new location and anticipation for what would happen the rest of the week.
We get this all in under 74 minutes and give it to you as a sort of part 1 of 3. Enjoy!

When you're done with this, if you haven't done so already, go checkout Rhian and Jim at Audiobuzzed.com! They're awesome!

104: Obamapalooza!

Sun, 9 Nov 2008 01:40:00 GMT

The election counts are over! We has change!

Victoria and I record a short little something for love and charity and the betterment of all mankind. Obama wins the Presidency, CA hates homosexuals and alternative fuels but loves animals and high-speed trains.

Special Episode: Pussycast #1

Sat, 8 Nov 2008 16:39:00 GMT

My apologies as I thought I had uploaded this earlier. Grr me. SO ANYWAYS...

While we were in AZ visiting with the DaHonays, the boys (MrD and myself) decided to go out for sushi and bring it back home. We were gone for quite a while trying to find a place that was open (and enjoying some beers along the way) so the girls decided to experiment while we were gone.

What you hear is mostly DaHonay with Victoria WAY in the background. Listen for Victoria. HI VICTORIA! You gotta shout. She's way over there. Then Yummy Lane joins the show and sits right down next to DaHonay and what comes out is awesomeness galore the whole show through. Listen closely. It's A-B porn the whole way through since all three ladies have very lovely voices.

OK I'm gonna stop drooling now and let you just listen.

103: Trichinosis For The Win

Wed, 5 Nov 2008 19:57:00 GMT

We're here with the DaHonays! Recording from the DaH Theory studios out in Somewheresville, SW USA, we enjoy some bubbly after a big Texas Tech win over the #1 Longhorns (NOT #1 ANYMORE!)

We start out with some talk about old college days and the early days of the internet before moving on to topics at hand. Those include my first week of unemployment, our weekend with the DaHonays and the Texas Tech game. Add a few articles for fun, stir up a few drinks and chomp on some bacon. This episode was a blast to record! We come in at 1:11:31.6 for those counting at home.

Remember there's still a couple days to vote for us on podcastawards.com. you better have been voting once every 24 hours or we'll have to start smashing some heads. You listen, you like, you support. It's that easy!

Speaking of, there is this little deal the girls have made but one change has been made since we recorded. The deadline. Send us a donation of over $5 before November 16th at midnight Pacific Time and you will get emailed photo shots of Dah and Victoria breasts.

102: Horrific Things I Would Pay To See

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:21:00 GMT

We start right off this episode with Sarah Palin trying to make our children retarded. We have cow news, a new segment and Victoria has an awesome list. Of course there's Game of the Week action and Things I Learned From TV. We question the reasoning behind some professional athletes having a pantsless party together, review a recent baby shower we attended which of course leads to a quick discussion on a baby with a rather interesting mutation and detail my new long vacation. Add in an article about connecting beer and religion and all of this gets wrapped up in under 54 minutes.

Go vote for us on Podcastawards.com! We're nominated for the Entertainment category and need all the help we can get! Remember only one vote every 24 hours. Play fair! Also you might get emailed a verification request. If you don't click the link on the email, your vote will not count!

Also, vote for Audiobuzzed, I Love Lard, The Jamhole, Brother Love Notes, Twentyhood, Tips From the Top Floor, Never Not Funny, Irish & Celtic Music Podcast and Typical Mac User

101: Introduction to Uncast

Wed, 22 Oct 2008 12:28:00 GMT

Your lesson is about to begin!

We start easy with Tarot for Dummies, move on to a few observations and Daniel brings an awesome list to the table! After this, it gets a bit tougher with Kitlers, What Victoria learned from TV this week, the NFL season so far including recaps of weeks 6 & 7 and 3 games of the week with 2 results.

Question for the audience: For business cards, is it OK to use an MA even if your MA doesn't have anything to do with your position? Phd?

We get a last minute email from a listener about show 100 and we end the show with our new personal political mottos.

ANNOUNCEMENT!
We have a few people to thank. Namely YOU! Thanks so much and your efforts paid off. We have indeed been nominated as one of the 10 finalists for the 2008 Entertainment Podcast of the Year. We have some friends who were finalists for Podcast Awards as well!

Starting October 23rd and once every 24 hours we need, want, beg and DEMAND that you go out and vote for the following shows:

People's Choice: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast
Best Video Podcast: Brother Love Notes (support BroLo here)
Comedy: Never Not Funny
Education: Tips From The Top Floor
Entertainment: UNCAST!
Food and Drink: I Love Lard
General: Audiobuzzed
Mature: The Jamhole
Podsafe Music: Irish & Celtic Music Podcast

The rest you can vote based on wherever your heart leads you.

VOTE ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS STARTING THURSDAY OCT 23! Help us bring home the trophy!

100b: Communism? Yes!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:46:00 GMT

Part two of a two part celebration of Uncast's 100th episode!

We start part two with an mp3 message we got from our friends at Audiobuzzed.com and move right into a submitted letter from my cousin Thomas. This episode includes anal clotting, words that rhyme with orange, a man crashing his car into a map shop, our Uncast Awesome List and a brand new game called "Eat, Kill or Fuck" which we spoke about in a previous episode of the same title.

Aaron comes in with a story about his co-worker finding out the Playboy Mansion has quite the handsome cover charge even for invited guests. After this there's a good deal of chaos and confusion and drunken conversation until we come to the end and say good night thanks to the Red Army Chorus. Again this is about an hour and two minutes, so plan your time wisely!

100a: Communism? Yes!

Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:41:00 GMT

Here it is! Episode 100!!! This one's a two parter.

In part one we start right off with a skype conversation the room had with Rhian and Jim from Audiobuzzed including an interruption from our neighbor Tony and both Tonys talking to each other in Russian. Perfect start to a party celebrating Uncast in a Soviet way with the undisciplined format of a capitalist pig dog.

We then start the show right off with Becky, our local Jew, accidentally drawing swastikas and the group apparently deciding that The Count from Sesame Street was a pimp. There are various food tastings, an explanation of all that is Booyah, a short mention of OJ finally being found guilty on something and of course the VP debate. We end part one with Butch's story about Jenna Haze visiting his place of employment (no he is not a porn star...yet) and pimping Uncast in the process. Each part is about an hour and three minutes so time your shit wisely. I know how you Westerners like to do things your own way.

099: Sorry I'm Out Of Service

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 16:58:00 GMT

This episode is simple and to the point. We discuss the VP debate, bottomless party ideas, baseball and then move right into two surprises: a portable recording from the car after picking Rachel up from her dad's apartment and late-night Uncast in bed and uncut. Now with loud backgrounds of car engines and a purring cat! All wrapped up nice for you in just over 50 minutes!

Song at the end: The Bedlam Bards - Black Leather Band
For those that appreciate old Irish folk music with a naughty twist!

098: Eat Kill or Fuck

Wed, 8 Oct 2008 00:13:00 GMT

We have a clueless lady giving us questions a woman should ask her boyfriend. We have a topic from Aaron asking us about cross-cultural food pairings. We discuss why you should tip your bartenders well and what "well" means. Victoria discusses TV shows and introduces another round of Good, Bad or Eh. We learn about a secret fetish of Victoria's and what that means for Daniel. There's a few quick references to NaNoWriMo, an old short story Victoria once wrote becoming reality, the baseball playoffs and our old In-N-Out buddy, Crackhead Bill. All this in a mind pleasing 47 minutes and 16 seconds.

097: Can I Lick It To Make Copies?

Mon, 6 Oct 2008 00:05:00 GMT

Becky's birthday including sushi, cake, beef boxty, Irish music and Pinkberry. Victoria entertains us with random insertions of Bruce Springstein. Daniel has an issue with a sign on new copiers at work. Join the Donut/Bacon campaign for 2008. Victoria brings us an awesome list that no one can take seriously.

We recap the game of the week, come up with a new one and Victoria complains about Jeff Reed. There's a history lesson in hobos and if Dick Cheney is a zombie, would you rather he take you from behind or eat your brains? For those not grossed out by the thought, Martha Stewart likes long weiners. We end the episode with a story of an accident with tweezers.

As of the release of this episode, Uncast #100 has been recorded but we are still taking audio messages for the show. Send them in to uncast.net@gmail.com and if we get it before the show is finalized, we'll include it. Take care and slainte! This only took us 49 minutes, 27 seconds.

096: The Mounting Pole

Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:04:00 GMT

Victoria starts us off with a mathematical word problem surrounding 80's new age pop music groups. We then go on to discuss her trip to Los Angeles and the adventures on the train. I bitch about my co-workers and boss, move on to football and wrap up my segment by going off on Malcolm Gladwell. Is he the new L Ron Hubbard? The new Joseph Smith? The new Nietzsche? Is it fair of me to lump him in with these people? We finish the episode by closing the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Who will win? Do you agree with the outcomes? Do you care? Write us at uncast.net@gmail.com and tell us how you feel about what we discussed today.

Also, episode 100 is just around the corner. YES we will still record the show on Saturday because we're road warriors dammit and we're determined to record 4 shows in 5 days. Email us your mp3 greetings or just give us a list of conversation topics, things you want us to discuss or perhaps you have a story to tell or an opinion that needs to be heard. Have a question for us? All of these things can be sent in to uncast.net@gmail.com or comment on the website at www.uncast.net OR leave a message on our myspace page or Facebook group wall!

095: The Perfect Pull

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:30:00 GMT

This show was recorded Friday. Talk Like a Pirate Day! Arrrgh! Oh yeah, it's no longer Talk Like a Pirate Day. Nevermind. Moving on!

In this episode we taste some beers, Victoria brings an awesome list and reviews a musical called "Memphis" as well as the latest Fratelli's concert she attended at the San Diego House of Blues.
Victoria brings home some strange chocolates including one with bacon (yay!) but not one with Beckham (yay!). We discuss NaNoWriMo, the November Party and GAME OF THE WEEK...in which Victoria wins yet again.
We end the episode with a bit of purse talk and the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. All this in 1 hour, 9 minutes and 20 seconds. Can ya dig it?

BIG ALERT!!!
PLEASE go to www.podcastawards.com and vote for Uncast in the Entertainment Category! Also, we like to support our friends so please make the following votes as well. Remember, YOU CAN ONLY VOTE ONCE!

Best Produced - Team Drunk Ottawa - www.teamdrunkottawa.com
Video Podcast - Brother Love Notes - www.brotherlovenotes.blogspot.com
Mobile Phone Formatted Podcast - KATGtv www.katgtv.com
Comedy - Team Drunk Ottawa - www.teamdrunkottawa.com
Education - Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor - www.tipsfromthetopfloor.com
Food and Drink - I Love Lard - www.ilovelard.com
General - Audiobuzzed - www.audiobuzzed.com
Movies/Film - The Scream Podcast - www.thescreampodcast.com

THANK YOU FOR YOUR VOTE! Now Enjoy The Show!

094: Eight Seconds

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:16:00 GMT

Uncast enjoyed hosting it's first ever beer tasting party. It was a smashing success. Joining us in on this episode (though mostly heard in the background due to our shitty guest mic) is Allison, Butch, Spence and Tony.

Topics jump all over the place so I'm not even giving you any formal notes. Just know there's a couple stories from Butch, the return of Daniel's Redactions, The Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and lots of laughs.

We're cramming this 8 seconds into about 93 minutes. Think you can handle it? Guess who can't.

PLUG TIME!
First, please head out to PodcastAwards.com and vote! Remember you can only vote once so make it count! Nominate Uncast using www.uncast.net as the URL for the Entertainment Category.
Here are a few friend casts we'd like you to join us in voting for:
Video Podcast - Brother Love Notes - www.brotherlovenotes.blogspot.com
Mobile Phone Formatted Podcast - KATGtv www.katgtv.com
Comedy - Team Drunk Ottawa - www.teamdrunkottawa.com
Education - Juvenile Brain Trust (Armchair Kid Nation) - www.juvenilebraintrust.com
Food and Drink - I Love Lard - www.ilovelard.com
General - Audiobuzzed - www.audiobuzzed.com
Movies/Film - The Scream Podcast - www.thescreampodcast.com

Also Episode 100 is coming up! You can send messages or congrats via mp3 or text at uncast.net@gmail.com or if you have any questions for us, things you want to hear us talk about, etc. Send it all! We want to hear from you all out there since it's for you that we're doing this show! So bring it.

093: Oh The Day I'll Have

Thu, 11 Sep 2008 10:03:00 GMT

SO my computer crashed and burned (well not literally but it's definitely a hardware problem) so I've pulled out my old Gateway and we were finally able to record!

Topics from this episode include my perfect Saturday. Gotta give some link support to Le Peep's for their great breakfasts, Sportsclips for the most genius idea in a salon for men yet, Metallica and their upcoming Album "Death Magnetic" to hit stores Friday! Also Stone Brewery for their great beer and ID checking abilities and lastly DZ Akins our favorite local Jewish deli.

Football season is here! We discuss fantasy football, our first Game of the Week and Victoria's first draft experience in an FFL. We try out Ballast Point Black Marlin Porter and I won't spoil the surprise but I will say I changed my mind after the podcast was over. Victoria did not.

Lastly Victoria goes through songs for her fictional album that she came up with during a recent Bob Dylan concert, I bring back some funny answers from past games of Beyond Balderdash with friends and of course Victoria has a few "Who would win in a fight" matchups with an added twist.

All this crammed into one short 1:17:30 show.

092: Let Her Cry

Wed, 3 Sep 2008 01:08:00 GMT

This week we keep things simple. We start out with beer, move on to the Olympics and head straight into a breakfast cake fit for a God (cause anyone else would die). I go off on California Prop 8 and Victoria tries to convince me that if molestation were my only chance to save the life of a child, I should do it. Does that offend anyone? Cause it sure offended me! We then quickly discuss the upcoming NFL season and announce the return of the Game of the Week! All this in under an hour. Can you believe it?!

Announcements:
Congrats to Big Jim (host of Audiobuzzed) for winning the song contest! We'll be sending him an Awesome List box complete with a CD of all our chosen songs from 1978-2008. For those playing along at home, we'll read off the songs on air next episode.
Also, it's a new month! Go vote for us on Podcast Alley! You votes help us gain exposure, thus more listeners and more fun!

Speaking of, does anyone you know listen to Uncast? NO? Well don't just sit there keeping it to yourself like a greedy pig. Get the word out!

091: Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 01:44:00 GMT

Rachel is back again! This time we go through the week we spent with her including 80s movies, a trip to the mall, a concert, and a few dinners together.

The Olympics have been going on, which most of you know, unless you've been living under a rock in which case how are you getting these episodes? We discuss the opening ceremonies, highlights through the first week and of course, Jesus Dick. Don't ask. Just listen.

All this and more in a compact 74 minutes.

090: Uncast in Two Acts

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:29:00 GMT

This week we take two recordings, one with each guest, and split up the podcast into two acts. For an hour and 7 minutes you get a nice sampling of each guest.

In Act One, we meet with Butch to discuss America's obsession with bacon, The Dark Knight and Butch tells us a story.
In Act Two, my sister Rachel joins us and we talk about meeting the Dahonays and their cute dog as well as answering some questions from Victoria.

Contest Extended- New Deadline August 10

Mon, 4 Aug 2008 23:30:00 GMT

We have extended the contest 1 more week. You now have until August 10th , 12p pacific time to submit your list of 22 songs.

Email submissions to uncast.net@gmail.com.

089: Random Shit

Sun, 3 Aug 2008 14:52:00 GMT

We recorded a little something extra with Butch a few weeks back and decided now was as good a time as any to release it.

Topics include Uncast bringing Rhian out to San Diego, the iPhone, the KATG hottie contest (down to the semis now), my family "newsletter", babies that look like michelienma (whoever that is), girls on trampolines, God and Anal Chocolate Thunderdome.

Oh yeah and this runs 1 hour, 38 minutes and 30 seconds.

088: Enlarged Clitoris Equals Florida

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:08:00 GMT

OK long show and short show notes.

So here's what we covered:

Seven People Who Cheated Death
Death of Comedians of Comedy
Victoria's New Game: Yay, Boo or Eh?
NEW SEGMENT!: New Adventures of Doctor Johnny O'Fuck
Random Victoria Stuff

This show is nearly 81 minutes of fun!

Remember this is the last episode of the contest! You have until noon on Sunday (Pacific Time) to get your entries in. We'll collect them all at that point, tally up the points and announce the winner on the show we record that night. Winner gets an exclusive Uncast Awesome Box including an mp3 CD of all our chosen songs from 1978-2008.

Get those submissions in to uncast.net@gmail.com

Also, we're still looking for personal stories, interesting topics you would like to hear us discuss and of course any nude pictures of yourself that you would like to send along. We do accept bribes either through nude photos of you or donations to the cause.

087: The Grand Potato

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:29:00 GMT

Well this episode gets interesting in a hurry. We start right off by basically calling the Pope a potato in Prada and move on to the All-Star game and the week's activities. Victoria creates a new rousing game of Cape or Boat. Victoria also decides that in the Heroes universe, she's choosing evil. Oh and on top of that, she has questions to ask the men of the audience:

1. Would you do Seth Green?
2. Who would you go gay for?

We discuss two upcoming movies, Canada's odd choice of holidays, an elevator to space and oh yeah, NEW AWESOME LIST. Just in time for the end of the contest. YOU HAVE ONE MORE EPISODE! Enjoy all 70:46 of this episode.

086: Anyone Want To Taste My Tropical Concoction?

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:04:00 GMT

Butch joins us this week for more debauchery.

We begin with a bit of geek by reviewing books and movies and move onto darker stuff including killing retards, taking advantage of women that pull you into closets, tuna wranglers and two angry beavers.

We work with new nicknames as Daniel (Logic Bear), Butch (Pickle Mole) and Victoria (Razzle) get drunk and read off the first awesome list submitted by Cinnamon and read by Razzle.

Recommended books:
"Positively Fourth Street" by James McManus
"Killing Yourself To Live" by Chuck Klosterman
"The Dirt" by MÃtley CrÃe

Reviewed Movies:
Beowulf (by Daniel and Victoria)
Hancock (by Butch)

Only two more episodes coming out before the contest is done! Hope you're getting your lists together. Enjoy the 1 hour 39 minutes of fun!

085: Sommelier Monkey

Wed, 9 Jul 2008 12:05:00 GMT

Kicking off this show Victoria goes right into her need for a Sommelier Monkey to bring her the appropriate wine whenever she needs one.
We go over the past couple weeks and talk about karaoke with DaHonay and Becky including Butch's perfectly time rick-roll combined with me rocking it out, thus balancing out the atmosphere and making for a night of karaoke never to be equaled.
Victoria regales us with tales from the cat shelter, Friends of Cats as well as her first lunch at Stone Brewery in San Marcos. We both discover what "Music of the Night" is all about and Victoria rants about deceiving internet advertisements. NO not the pop-up ads. Just listen. It's about 53 minutes long.

Remember our contest is still going on until five days after Episode 88 is released. Guess all the songs we've played after the episodes from 78-88 and them with the most correct (or randomly drawn if there's multiple winners) will win a CD of the songs as well as an official Uncast Box of Awesome.

This is also a new month so remember to go out and vote for Uncast at Podcast Alley! You can just click here, then click the link they send you to the email address you provide. It's simple!

A Very Special Uncast: 30th Birthday Spectacular!

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:13:00 GMT

Not going to clog this one up with notes. It's 50 minutes long and it may be the greatest thing we've ever released. Come along for the ride as we are having the night of our lives.

084: We All Scream For Ice Cream

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 02:14:00 GMT

DaHonay joins us as we reminisce about the past weekend celebration of Victoria's xx birthday!

It starts with chores and moves to PARTAY!

Listen and enjoy to the 90 minutes of fun!

083: This One Will Have Balls of Granite

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:43:00 GMT

Victoria and Becky have a ladies day out which includes: Haircuts (picture to be posted later), lunch at Saffron, sneaking booze into Sex and The City and frozen yogurt from Golden Spoon. Meanwhile, I get a photography job offer, enjoy a weekend virtually alone and our patio (and my dartboard cabinet) gets rained on by soap.

We also discuss latest news like the acquittal of R. Kelly and the deaths of Tim Russert and Charlie Jones. Who's the next NBC personality to go? We include a list of badass last words and share some stories of Victoria's day at the Del Mar Fair. This blue ribbon winner weighs in at 1:03:35.

Don't forget we still have the "name that song" contest going until five days after we release episode 88! Start getting your list filled out!

Today is Daniel's Birthday!

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:51:00 GMT

Celebrate the old man!

082: He Popped My Hymie!

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 01:20:00 GMT

A very interesting show indeed. We start out with new equipment that won't work and move on to some observations Victoria made recently. Among those observations are the following: music and math lead to clowns being midnight tokers, the philosophy of little people, things that share a love of forts, shamateurism, the conundrum that exists in a hummus and ham sandwich and cats from Ancient Egypt to the Internet.

Speaking of cats, Cinnamon finally struck back after all the abuse she's taken over the last 81 episodes. I don't know what her problem is really. We let her appear on every show.

Victoria brings us another great Awesome List!

We also come with two articles from Reuters:
1. How does a man have a heart attack on Hawai'i? Was it the poi?
2. Is it cheating if you weren't technically married at the time?

Oh and have you all noticed something a little different at the end of the last few episodes, say from episode 78 on? Well...
WE HAVE A NEW CONTEST!!!
To celebrate our 30th birthdays, we're playing our favorite songs from each year of our lives. 1978 being Episode 78 and so forth, we each chose one song each from that year as our favorite making sure none repeated.
It is your job to guess the song title and band by listening to the short clips we play at the end of each episode from 78 to 88. Because waiting until 108 would be too long and we wanna give you your prize!
The deadline is five days after Episode 88 is released. SO be sure you listen to that last episode quickly and get those entries in to us at
uncast.net@gmail.com
The prize will be an mp3 CD of all the songs 1978-2008, an Awesome List prize pack and a plethora of small trinkets and surprises.

Oh and isn't this a coincidence? At the time we recorded the episode, Chipper Jones was hitting .420. The length of the episode? 42.0 minutes exactly. Is it magic or are you just high?

081: Isn't Grace Slick Dead?

Thu, 5 Jun 2008 00:00:00 GMT

There is a ton to consume in this episode. We start out with fresh deep fried charioke, a bowl of boiled sequels, birthday cake and a plate of sadness.

We have a new segment based on dreams and we ask you to submit one or both of the following:
1. What is the strangest job you have dreamed of?
2. What is the weirdest and/or most awesome dream you can remember?
We rant about kids in the store and parents who don't watch after their kids. We had some cousins visit for dinner and we talk about the good time we had. All this comes to you in just over 61 minutes.

In the episode I read this and wanted to include it in the show notes for full effect. It's an excerpt from Isaiah 66 written in lolcatspeak with some words changed to fit references to the dear friend and listener we lost last week, Anthony Hartman, aka windowsanddoors. We love you and will miss you forever...here it is:

"rejoice wif anfonee an be glad foars him, evryones dat luvs him; be not st00pid n00bs ovar him, All u hoo mourn ovar him. 4 u wil b nursin teh comfortin titties on paltawks; yooz drink the bud ice milk til u spitz on yooself an smilz cuz u iz drunk." dis ar wut the ceiling cat sayz: "ur joiz let me show u them. iz gonna giv bearz 2 dem like ovrflwd milk dish, an cheezburgers ov nashuns liek mak donulz; u will b lik nomnomnom an be carrid the arm ov teh hoomen, and her warez soft woolz, an dangld on her kneez as hoomens comferts thems kittehs, iz wil so comferts u; an be comfertd ovar anfonee."when u c dis, ur hart wil tink it has cheezburger an u wil be happy cat an evrythins; srsly.

Also, it's the first episode of the month so you all know what that means. Go vote for us on Podcast Alley! We know there are hundreds of you out there so we hope to see at least tens of you voting!

080: Charlie Problems?

Fri, 30 May 2008 13:16:00 GMT

This week Cinnamon goes to the vet and we have to ask the eternal question: How easy is Easy Mac? We have a very special announcement that we're pretty excited about.

Victoria tests our morality (or lack thereof) and we discuss some of why people come up with the morals they do. OH! I also have some redactions! We go through the third round of the FMTC and end the episode with a story about a minor league pitcher being traded for bats and why does a team from Calgary need Maple bats? Do they not have maple trees in Canada?

Show length? Same as last week. Look back on it.

079: Only Whores Eat Cherries

Sun, 25 May 2008 04:38:00 GMT

Topics for this episode include: We start out discussing Victoria's first experience with a fresh cherry. We move on to seeing a full jar of pasta sauce on the side of the road and that moves us to Hobo news.

Victoria then starts in with an American Idol season finale recap, a theory about gays being like dead people and a review of the movie, Enchanted. She asks me and so I ask you: Which of the major Disney heroines would you have sex with? Which one, do you think, is the biggest bitch?

We talk a bit about Jesus band-aids and then we get to know Daniel by using some profile questions found on SuicideGirls.com.

Don't forget to email us with any topics, questions or personal stories that you would like us to discuss, answer or tackle on the show. This episode is over 71 minutes long. Enjoy!

078: Go Back To Your Corner

Wed, 21 May 2008 01:27:00 GMT

This week I got called on a jury, Victoria reads disgusting remedies for simple ailments and why did Rush decide to write songs in code? California courts have ruled a law defining marriage as only between a man and a woman as unconstitutional. We're all heading to the chapel in 46:51.

We continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions and Victoria reviews the movie, Once.

Email us and vote on Podcast Alley!

077: He Took His Teeth Out & Smiled At You!

Mon, 12 May 2008 03:00:00 GMT

This week we want to send out mega Happy Mother's Day wishes to our own moms and all the moms out there who listen.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's discuss cannibalism, monkeyballs, muxtape.com and we come out with a new segment based on topics that frequently come out on passiveaggressivenotes.com.

This week, it has brought up a question that we now pose to our listeners: who is worse when it comes to cleanliness in the lavoratory, men or women? We end the show talking about the 18 things a grown man shouldn't have. The show ends right around the 80 minute mark.

076: Apologies to Everyone

Tue, 6 May 2008 12:21:00 GMT

We have Butch in the house yet again.

We start out with a rebuttal from our last show. Followed by no apology whatsoever from the offender.

Victoria comes at us with the latest Awesome List, we recap the live show for This American Life, review Forgetting Sarah Marshall and discuss a special TDSC meet up at Corvette Diner and Casa de Uncast followed by a brunch at Studio Diner.

May is here! VOTE FOR US at Podcast Alley!
Also we have announced a party for Victoria's birthday. She expects NOTHING. However, if that's not good enough for you, feel free to go here or here and buy her something.

This episode comes in around 75 minutes. Enjoy.

075: I Like 'em Special

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 02:13:00 GMT

It's an all-male Uncast this week! WE HAVE A NEW GUEST!

Tony, a friend of ours since Jr High is with us tonight and Butch joins us as well with NO VICTORIA. We learn all about Tony and his trips to Antarctica. Butch regales us with tales from Malley Gras 2008 in New York City and we fail at getting an article out about a Chinese Penis Restaurant.

Dirt is spread, booze is drunk and we end the night with Blazing Saddles.

TWO SONGS tonight:
"Chocolate" by Illegales & "Lotion" by The GreensKeepers

Links for the week:
Failed Article
Tony's Photo Site
Butchrosser.net and theisle.wordpress.com
Nice Guy Eddie's
Brooklyn Brewery
Keith and The Girl
Brother Love

074: Homesick

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:41:00 GMT

We're back! Home at last and sick as hell.

In this episode we finish up our stories from the cruise including the terrible entertainment, the greatness that is the Pacific Northwest and quite possibly the worst comedian we've ever heard.

We make fun of a few people (including ourselves), enjoy good food and drink (links below) and endure a 5 hour wait in San Francisco Int'l Airport.

PLEASE check these places out and if you're in these towns, we highly recommend them:

The Crab House at Pier 39
The Buena Vista (Enjoy the best Irish Coffee at the place that invented it)
Pyramid Alehouse
Japa Dog
Irish Times Pub

Episode 74 delayed

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:00:00 GMT

We are back from our cruise and both Daniel and I are recovering from colds. Episode 74 is a bit delayed but should be out by the end of the week.

073: It's Not My Fault

Sat, 12 Apr 2008 15:11:00 GMT

This is our first installment on the road. We discuss ditsy girls in the airport, a confused Russian shuttle driver and San Francisco. We enjoy a very touristy San Francisco vacation which includes dinner at the Grubstake Diner, a tour of Alcatraz Island, lunch at The Crabhouse on Pier 39, a ride on the Cable Car, a ballgame at AT&T Park and of course Irish Coffee at the Buena Vista Cafe to come.

This one is a short 37:52. Expect the next stop to be a bit longer as we talk about our days onboard the Celebrity Mercury and our stops in Astoria and Seattle.

072: The Bukkake Episode

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 06:19:00 GMT

This episode includes discussions on training your mate, my late-little sister Stephanie's birthday, cruise stuff, and a number of other things too glorious to mention. How's that for show notes? Oh, did I mention there are some redactions? Oh and of course: BUKKAKE. That's right I said it. Boo-Cock-E.

This one is standing tall and shooting off at 52:27.

071: Pickin Up Stiches and Stabbin Bitches

Tue, 8 Apr 2008 05:20:00 GMT

Lots to talk about this week. It gets serious with the China v Tibet issue, the Olympics, etc and gets a bit goofy with talking racoons, hawks attacking kids and Baby Mama. We're going to see This American Life next month, getting ready for the upcoming cruise and of course we continue the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions.

Count this one in at 53:57

070: I Love You, I'm Sorry

Thu, 3 Apr 2008 01:16:00 GMT

This week we discuss other podcasts, hobos, and Wrestlemania XXIV.

The Marines had a good week and this leads to Victoria's odd request involving the A-Team. That in turn leads into a discussion about Mr T before we're finally able to move on. We complete the last bracket of the first round in the Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. Also we introduce a new challenger for David Beckham since his battle with bacon ended in a draw. Bacon's next opponent is to be named later.

Victoria wants to know what language she should learn while we're on the cruise. Please tell us by leaving us a comment or emailing us.

Vote for us on Podcast Alley!!!

Also, don't forget to donate using the buttons on the website to help Daniel drink on the cruise! PLEASE don't let him go sober all week among all those elderlies.

069: That's How Bitches Get Shot

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 15:14:00 GMT

Episode 69 is here! Octal 69 is 105. Hexa 105 is 69. Now that 69 is no longer sexy, let's get to the show notes.

Food Mascot Tournament of Champions continues. We read a list sent to me by my cousin that came from some L.A. pretentious retard about why California is better or some stupid shit. Sal Monella is showing up in more places at once than I think is possible. There must be a conspiracy goin and we think it involves cranes. Victoria gets a rape whistle and when she might need to use it...like the next time I get Jesus angry.There's ball removal, SUV's knocking people off their toilets and baseball.

Seriously, is there anything we won't talk about? That's why we're Uncast!

This one rides in at 57:50

Get Daniel Drunk!

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:17:00 GMT

Donate now to help Daniel drink on the Cruise. He will only drink based on donations. We have created a simple system to help you choose how drunk you want Daniel to be- Black ($5); Red ($10); Blue ($20)

Sure for the price of a cup of coffee you could save a child in some country. But we live in America and Daniel will be on a boat with my parents completely sober if you don't donate. He will have to watch the Celebrity Cruise dancers, sober. He will have to watch old people tear each other up for B9. Donate now if you want to support your nation. I approve this message.

068: Don't Stick Your Dick In A Tainted Melon

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT

This week we talk about Easter weekend. This includes the obvious, like Jesus, the Chicken of God. This also includes Studio Diner, why IN-N-Out should be open on Easter, the argument about having lamb as Easter dinner, Victoria glorious "Peep Show" creation and why basketball is for children. We go through the 25 most disturbing sex toys according to our friends at Cracked.com and wonder if we're going to hell in the name of humor.

Of course Easter couldn't be over without more announcements by the Catholic Church. This time it's in the form of seven modern mortal sins. We discuss them all and why the church is breaking them voluntarily. I guess when the Pope is sitting in St Peter's chair, he really is infallible. We discuss the bacon v. Beckham saga again and Victoria has an awesome list!

You can expect Easter Dinner in exactly 1:12:36

067: The Dungeon Master

Sat, 22 Mar 2008 03:19:00 GMT

This week we review UNniversary 2008 and finally the truth about "The Savage Garden Incident" comes out. We also get some topics out that were supposed to be part of the UNniversary show and got left out.

We also introduce a new segment to the show: The Food Mascot Tournament of Champions. This one will be repeated. Thanks to all our listeners for sharing a year with us. We hope to bring you many more so stay tuned.

This one is a tad bit shorter at 1:11:17

066: It Smells Like Delicious Ass

Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:00:00 GMT

This is UNniversary 2008! We have reached one year in podcasting. So what do we do? We do what we promised to do in Episode One: celebrate with more people. On this show we have Butch, Becky, Aaron, Marina and Allison with us as we broadcast the FIRST EVER LIVE UNCAST EPISODE!

Now let's get down to the topics:

Dwarves Can't Be Ninjas
We Pick On Rachel
Presto! Print Emails and Photos Without a Computer!
Aaron's Grandma Will Kill You
A Nine-Year Old Sets a Van On Fire
A Tornado Hits Atlanta (We hope Beerchick is OK)
We Talk Literature
Victoria Outs Me About Choosing Savage Garden For Our First Dance

Right. Victoria and Marina are getting eaten out by their pets, Butch is tripping and falling on dicks, Aaron has a lethal Grandma and yet I'M the one who's the terrible human being because when I was 21 I had bad taste in music and chose the worst possible moment to express it.

Notice: Victoria did not object at all to that song until MONTHS after the wedding was over. She didn't stop me. She never objected. In fact, I remember her bringing up the idea of the song but let's not get into who's memory of things is correct. Either way neither of us stopped the other and so however it truly went down...we're in this together. It's time for a second wedding.

HOLD ONTO YOUR SOCKS...this comes in and 1:40:51. That's right..almost two hours.

065: If You Stuck a Finger in Me and Pulled Out a Plum...

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:58:00 GMT

20 years ago we all got rickrolled as "Never Gonna Give You Up" reached #1 on the charts. This episode was all on me since I bring damn near everything on the table and Victoria adds a nursery rhyme and a play on a children's story.

We also discuss weed as an aid for Altzheimers, reasons why you teetotalers need to start drinking more alcohol, more redactions and apparently the latest winner of the "Ugly Dog Contest" hails from San Diego and goes by the name of Victoria. How interesting.

This one checks in at 43:11

Check these out:
Mark Kistler's Secret City Adventures Mural
Cannabis Offers Hope to Altzheimers Patients
Reasons To Start Drinking Alcohol
48 Blinded as They Stare At Image of Virgin Mary In the Sun
Victoria wins Ugliest Dog Contest

and of course...VOTE FOR US!!! Podcast Alley & Bloggers Choice Awards

064: Instincts and Reflexes

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:15:00 GMT

For this Episode Victoria has a grand plan to create a comic book based on a serial killer and Bon Jovi songs. We visit my cousin Thomas and together the three of us beat his family at Go Fish! There's a very special PSA from Victoria and we discuss some of the worst jobs in history. The show ends with my rant against Daylight Saving Time. This show ends abruptly at 49:31.

UNniversary 2008 is Saturday night and we're putting together the final preparations for the party and our show will be broadcast live on PalTalk at 11pm EST.

As always, please vote for the show at Podcast Alley. At the moment we're tied for 100th exactly. Help get us firmly in the top 50!

063: Blood Sausage and 200 Pennies

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:22:00 GMT

Happy Birthday to Dr Seuss, were he still with us. In this episode we discuss baseball, carpet cleaning disasters, scientific discovery involving vodka, why one should maybe not use a blowtorch to clear snow and a bunch of students pay for lunch with pennies.

We discover that for some troops, saying goodbye just isn't enough. There's more redactions from him, an awesome list from her and we all learn a valuable lesson: Apparently we're all just a bunch of self-entitled brats.

This one ties up at 52:05.

As always, email us at uncast.net@gmail.com and please vote for us at Podcast Alley!

062: Seek Ye Out The Cyberdwarf

Sat, 8 Mar 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Today there's a whole assload of things to talk about but we only get through a shitload due to the time consuming greatness that is Shut Up & Jam: GAIDEN. Firefighter Chic gave us a great idea for an Uncast Threesome. Her idea was scotch, vodka and Tabasco sauce but we believe scotch isn't a mixing drink and so we say the official Uncast threesome is: Midori, Vodka and a mixer of your choice (depending on who that third party is).

We also discuss The Cursed Chair of Ed/Com & our taste testing at the local Ben & Jerry's.

Time: 39:27

061: Why do I have to be Seth Rogan?

Wed, 5 Mar 2008 01:38:00 GMT

Becky joins us for the Academy Awards Show and as always the girls have plenty to talk about but in the end, who won the victory cheesecake? That's right...Daniel.

Also discussed is the Jabbawockeez of San Diego from America's Best Dance Crew, My Fair Lady, bad baristas, cereal mascots you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley and there's nothing worse than a deaf person that babbles.

Coming in at nearly seventy minutes this isn't for the small of stomach or the busy of persons.

Shout outs this week go to Sixx AM and Diablo Cody

Also, it's the first show of the month. Get those votes out on Podcast Alley!

060: You Cannot Put Your Lotion In Her Basket

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 20:40:00 GMT

We start out with shoes, stamps, American Idol and Pro Wrestling.
We move on to the world's worst entrees, a crazy cashier at Target and my bad back.
We end it with Cinnamon and her box and of course there's the reminder about the upcoming UNniversary party. This one follows the old 1:11:01 routine. Proceed with caution.

059: What the Fuck is Cherry Wine?

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:05:00 GMT

Becky joins us for this one and let's just say it gets a bit chaotic. From lightning to wrestling, cake and Alice in Wonderland. You never know what's going to come next! 42:51

058: Face Down At Mary Kate's

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:08:00 GMT

Butch joins us once again for another long episode. Topics of the evening include Daft Punk, Dennis Miller, making Victoria cry, Butch's Birthday Evening, Dwight Howard and just how soon is too soon?

The EPL wants to come to the USA, there's a Cool Ranch conundrum, Joe Buck can suck a nut (Not mine please!) and I do something romantic!

This episode measures a lengthy ONE HOUR THIRTY-SIX MINUTES AND FOURTEEN SECONDS!

057: Your Dip To Stick Ratio Is All Fucked Up

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:17:00 GMT

This episode is full of whackiness. Watch out folks! Victoria drops her hatred of Lance Burton for a moment to hate on local weatherman, Joe Lizura. We discuss Valentine gifts, Fun Dip, and we discuss God. Yeah that's right. God.

I rag on my mom for sending me a chain letter about illegal aliens when we have illegal alienism in our heritage and she's a leech on the government.

There's also pathetic topics about bars at closing time, selective sperm, bum trash and badass POTUS.

Oh and there's something about David Beckam but I can hardly remember. Can you? I didn't think so. HOUR 18 minutes and 58 seconds for this.

056: Fluffernutter, Fruit and Mr Coffee

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:54:00 GMT

First an R.I.P. to Roy Scheider. We don't want you coming to eat our brains later. "We're gonna need a bigger skull."

So topics include a lot of food. There's hybrid fruit, Mr Coffee, my mostly food-themed awesome list and frankly the two of us are pretty tasty. Victoria adds on a few amendments to her last list and we review some more movies. 41:19 for this monster.

055: The Baby Fights Back, The Beer Doesn't

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:33:00 GMT

This episode is straight and to the point. Victoria starts us off with some observations about the cat and we both share our own observations of the Presidents primaries. Victoria wants to start a new musical and a new business centered around how one might tell their ex that they should probably be tested. We hear about on mother who can't tell her baby from her six-pack and Victoria gives out some marital advice.
This one's short: 39:37.

Homework for the fans: What are you giving up for lent? If you aren't catholic, first off, thanks for not being evil and second, tell us something you'd give up for a greater good.

Check this out: Persepolis

Pardon our reach

Sat, 9 Feb 2008 21:59:00 GMT

Our apologies for Episode 54. Apparently, if you upload a file, it never gets deleted. If you try to overwrite that file with a fixed one that has the same name, somehow the old file stays online.

So, I had to go through a few versions of the file before one existed that worked properly. Those who heard the old file, what I corrected was my rewrite of the first verse to "Stronger". The old version sounds like crap and so I stripped it and re-recorded it. Uncast054fixed.mp3 should be the correct file. Delete all the other versions of the episode on your iTunes.

Again our apologies for the issues. I don't anticipate this happening again now that I know how Libsyn works.

054: Two Hands, One Helmet

Sat, 9 Feb 2008 05:58:00 GMT

Episode 54 is packed in with a totes-load of topics. Among them a night of disappointing commercials but a game that was anything but. We discuss Animal Planet getting stupid for the fourth time, signs from the bridge, Groundhog's Day, McDonaldland being thrown into chaos, Burger King and his discples and transvestite chickens. Yeah, you read that right. OH and somewhere in the second half, Victoria wants to play a game. I bet you can't guess what it is before you listen to this episode. Time left on the clock reads 1:05:17. That's over an hour for those scoring at home.

Plugs of the Week
I Love Lard Podcast
The Scream Podcast
Carnivale TV Series

Of course there's our own plugs:
uncast.net@gmail.com
www.uncast.net
www.myspace.com/uncast

Two reminders:
1. Please submit your favorite moments from past Uncast episodes. We'll put them together for some "greatest hits" episodes to be played in the future.
2. It's a new month! Time to vote again on Podcast Alley! We came in much lower than we'd have liked last month. Help get Uncast into the top 50.

Now it's time to play sing-a-long. About 19:40 into the podcast, I play a remix I wrote to the 1st verse of Kanye West's "Stronger". Here are the lyrics...

Should've lost tonight
Should've been like Randy Moss tonight
Instead they showed up and were the boss tonight
Didn't give a fuck the Pats were perfect, right? Awesome.
Manning to Burress for the score
Damn, they don't make 'em like this anymore
I ask cause I'm not sure,
Did anyone see that damn final score?
Bow in the presence of greatness
'Cause though you all had forsaken us
And we were not impress by your lateness
You can (still) celebrate, sip on some Cris'
So go ahead, go nuts, go ape shit
Especially in your new blue and red shit
Act like you been here since Eight-Six
Even without a pick-six, we'll take this, haters.

053: Before He Was a Conqueror, William Was a Bastard

Wed, 6 Feb 2008 01:16:00 GMT

Happy Croissant Day!! Well, when we recorded this, anyways.

This we we have TWO lists: The Top 5 Pop Culture Games You've Never Played & Seven Things the World Doesnât Need More Of

Victoria discusses singing karaoke and Jane Austen movies while I bring up such intelligent topics as headless rats shipped to England.

We talk about interviewing processes for jobs and how we can make the process as interviewers more interesting. This ends with Victoria interviewing me for my own hosting job and I end up not only getting hired but acquiring a new title: Lord Joe Daniel III Jr Esq PhD DDS

Her words? âIâll hire you because I Need to Finish This Showâ?

The KATG room in Paltalk submitted topics for us and here they are:

NYC, this fucked up weather, how awesome Tucson is and clowns are creepy.

This show clocks in at 55:28

052: I've Got a Bag of Tricks

Sat, 2 Feb 2008 07:01:00 GMT

It's topics galore on Uncast! We start off talking about our powers and end with a little advice for antelopes. In between there's a restaurant review, movie review, a possible refund and dress codes on cruises. BTW, I need you all to submit ways that I can stay within their dress code while making a very obvious "Fuck You" statement about their "jacket required" rule.

We discuss possible gifts for friends, monsters, game shows, recent awesome home cooked meals and Victoria gets dickalicious.

Last but not least we need everyone to send us your favorite moments from past episodes. I'll be putting together some "greatest hits" shows just in case we're gone and it's better to start now than when we're at show 500.

Cook time: 48:45

All Systems go!

Fri, 1 Feb 2008 02:25:00 GMT

Not sure why but episode 51 originally only uploaded part of the show file. I deleted the post, reuploaded the file and posted the episode again. If you check iTunes, there should be a second file that runs just over 49 minutes. If that's not the case, please let me know. Of course, at that point I'll be all out of ideas but we can have fun enjoying the chaos of it all.

Thanks guys for keeping us posted! Keep that communication coming!

051: Dear God...

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:27:00 GMT

This week we read letters to God from children all over the country, talk about diseased penis and what item we'd fight for most in the case of a divorce. Don't freak people. Things are just fine in the Uncast household.

Victoria gives us another American Idol review, redacts one of her awesome list features and we take a trip down memory lane and ask all of you to give us the cereals, toys and cartoons you loved most as kids.

We finish up the episode with tarot card readings inspired by the appearance of Robert Alvarez on Keith and The Girl.

This one clocks in at 49:07.

050: Estrogencast II

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 20:48:00 GMT

This show is done sans Daniel as Becky and Victoria discuss strippers, poles, a feigned attempt to talk football and knitting. There's more talk about TV shows, men, sex and a story from a dog about its owners Roomba.

049: Orange Fuck You Up the Ass

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 03:10:00 GMT

Butch joins us again as we discuss drinking, a get together to meet our favorite Kiwis, giant white cock and Butch reaches a new low.

Victoria teaches us that it's not the size of your cupcake, it's what you call it. We talk about strange baby naming strategies and try to convince Victoria that Tony Sinclair is annoying. We taste test the new Cherry Chocolate Dr Pepper and in the end we all want to go where everybody knows your name...or at least what brand you drink.

This show clocks in at 1:08:55

048: Iâm Peter Falking Her

Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:42:00 GMT

We start this right off with an apology. I let everyone know that Victoria is not a racist for thinking Nate and Snoop Dogg are related. They are in fact cousins.

Now moving on we do learn later that she is a bigot. Well you say tomato, I say go fuck yourself. We go through the losers from American Idol, which of course are the ones who watch. That would be us for anyone counting.

We rename smores brownies "Smrownies" and I have more redactions to make from old episodes. Did you all do your homework? This one weighs in at 47:21.

047: The News Is Not Taped

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:13:00 GMT

This week there's plenty to talk about from the NFL playoffs, thoughtless co-workers, Victoria's review of Sweeney Todd and a return of everyone's favorite segment: Daniel's Redactions. That's right folks, it's back!

Oh and did I forget? We learn a little Irish as well. You have to listen to the end this time. This one coming in at 47:19.

046: It Always Involves a Dead Friend

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 05:10:00 GMT

This week we discuss our upside down buttons, Juno, the Studio Diner, a story that sounds a bit like something from Weekend at Bernies, titles, monkey prostitution and Victoria has another Awesome List!

Lastly, we have a friend who's having a birthday next month. This friend has sent us (and other people on their list I'm sure) an invitation to this event five times in five different ways. Oh and on MySpace, this invitation has been sent twice a day for about a week. We get it. You don't want to be the only one at your little party. We'll be there.

045: City of Magic and Titties

Tue, 8 Jan 2008 05:24:00 GMT

We're back from our trip out to Las Vegas to celebrate New Years Eve 2007 and New Years Day 2008!

With a mix of our own commentary comes a couple new guests to the Uncast family: Legion and Mr. DaHonay. We discuss the Brother Love concert featuring Chemda at the New York/New York Hotel's Bridge Bash.

Since we spent a few days in Vegas, we also discuss tourists, beer in odd containers, the M&M store, people handing out cards, and of course magic and titties since that's basically what Vegas is all about. Sorry, not much for the gambling kiddies. It's all bare female breasts for this podcast. Oh and Keith and The Girl who with Brother Love helped make this the best New Years Eve ever.

AND with the new year comes a new request: VOTE for Uncast at Podcast Alley!

Here are some pictures of the event...and more from others.
Check out Keith and The Girl at www.keithandthegirl.com
and check out Brother Love at www.brotherloverocks.com
Purchase some KATG merchandise and buy Brother Love's CDs!

*EDIT* A correction needs to be made: I got a PM this morning from Memecherry letting me know that I had accidentally misquoted her regarding the Mikey situation. Here's what she told me:
"What I actually said was that we were just friends, and only friends the whole time, and if anything he had a thing for Chemda."

Just making sure we get our facts straight here. Apologies to Memecherry and to Mikey for the misquote.

044: A Pantagruel of Truth

Fri, 28 Dec 2007 19:04:00 GMT

This week we recap our Christmases, discuss the next best thing, Boxing Day criminal offenses, some stories from Butch and there's A LOT of drinking.

We also announce the winner of the 2007 Christmas Gift Story Contest. 2008 I believe will have to be just the Christmas Story Contest as one entry was truly awesome but couldn't win by technicality.

043: Uncast Christmas 2007

Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:30:00 GMT

It's Christmas time! Surely this is being released a day late but we recorded this on Christmas Eve.

Victoria tracks Santa's progress with NORAD as we go through tales of the last week, our own Christmas Awesome Lists, we discover Rockstar Energy Drinks and I have a need to piss on the Highway of Holiness. Victoria gives us the celebrity surprise of 2007 and as Santa heads our way, we head to bed with visions of vodka and scotch in our heads.

There are still a few hours left to submit your Christmas gift stories. If you can get them in by the time you go to bed tonight, we'll read them and have a winner announced tomorrow night when we record episode 44 with Butch.
Send those stories to us via email to uncast.net@gmail.com.

Wishing you and yours the best of success, health, happiness and love this winter season.

042: Thank Yous All Around

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 23:02:00 GMT

In this episode we talk about the fun of the postal service (not the band), the gifts Victoria has recieved so far, the amazing generosity of our listners, game of the week, and Cinnamon's in trouble again. Oh noes.

This year is almost over and we want to take a moment to thank all of our listeners. You have been great with your comments, support, gifts and most importanly just listening. Thank you for spreading the word and helping our show get off the ground with a great start. We hope to bring you much more in 2008. Thanks!

Remember, we are still looking for your greatest/worst Christmas Gift stories! We've already got some good ones, so get yours in. The best story will win an Uncast t-shirt literally off our backs. The deadline for submissions has been extended!!! Send your story to: uncast.net@gmail.com

You have until Christmas Day at noon. At that time Victoria and I will sit down in front of the tree and read all the stories together. We'll pick the best one by the time we record Episode 44 on December 27th and the winner will be announced then. We'll release the episode on Saturday, December 29th and as soon as the winner contacts us with mailing information, we'll send the shirt right out!

041: Basket Full of Ankle Socks

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 03:40:00 GMT

This week we discuss bringing Keithisms into child rearing, Victoria's review of a recent Tori Amos concert, our new car, the annoying waitress at Coco's, Holiday Party Tales, bad Greatest Hits Albums, a new term for masturbation, Sweeney Todd and of course it's time we recognized Brother Love again and pimped his site and awesome music.

www.brotherloverocks.com

Also, if you could only choose one friend, who would it be: Superman or Batman?

040: Panty Liners and Pokemon

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:11:00 GMT

This week we relive stories of the Uncast 39 After Party. Sad that it wasn't recorded however the word is out and people like Victoria drunk SO that said, we have a donate button on our webpage at www.uncast.net DONATE and help us keep Victoria stocked in Vodka!

Victoria discusses American's Next Top Model much to my objection. Becky joins us to help bake for the winter season and we discuss the horrors of the Christmas shopping season. Namely crowds, traffic and the disrespectful.

Speaking of that, we want stories! What was your best or worst Christmas gift and what's the story behind it? The best story we get by December 22nd at noon Pacific Time will get an Uncast t-shirt! We'll announce the winner on the episode immediately following Christmas.
Send your submissions (yes there can be more than one..ONE best and ONE worst) to uncast.net@gmail.com

Daniel's Awesome List
10 - Cost Plus
9 - Family
8 - My new lens
7 - Cinnamon
6 - Rainy weather
5 - Comfy Sweaters
4 - Booze!
3 - In-N-Out
2 - Team Paltalk
1 - Victoria

Game of the week
Detroit wins and I win!! The Vikings won 42-10.
This week we're recording on Sunday so it's the Monday night game, New Orleans vs Atlanta.
Who'd have thought when the NFL were deciding on Monday Night games that this would be a shitty matchup?

As always, PLEASE vote for us on Podcast Alley.

039: You Cannot Come Into My Tuning Fork Tub

Wed, 5 Dec 2007 02:14:00 GMT

Butch joins us after a long absence.

We discuss college football, women with strange accents, music and we all get blitzed. Victoria and I do our version of "Can I Get A" for the ghetto challenged BY the ghetto challenged. Butch even brings an awesome list.

Around 1:10 into the podcast, it all goes to hell. Listen though, cause it's funny as hell. I'M not the one loaded off my gourde.

Links for the show:
Party Ben
Mark Ronson's "Authentic Shit" Podcast
Kristen Bell COMPLEX Magazine shoot

We have wish lists for Christmas!!!
Butch's Wish List
Daniel's Wish List
Victoria's Wish List
Oh and ladies, Victoria needs a Rabbit and I don't mean the furry animal.

This episode brings us into a new month. That means Podcast Alley!
GO VOTE!

038: I Gots the Whooping Cough

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 17:23:00 GMT

This week Becky joins us and we share Thanksgiving highlights, Victoria's penchant for the old and the gay, party fouls and Becky brings a few topics to the table.

037: Mr Darcy Drinks Too Much

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 05:23:00 GMT

OW! Daniel's back! The boring me is gone and Uncast is free at last!

This week Victoria tries to sabotage the show titles, I make a confession, we hear about the pledge of allegiance, role play, Lazy Sunday the Victoria version, firefighters failing, and of course the upcoming holidays.

She gets me to talk about my feelings. Somehow it's still fucking hilarious.

Oh and Jesus Bear died for your sins. Victoria wanted to say that but didn't spit it out before I hit the STOP button.

036: Mayor Joe Rogans

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:12:00 GMT

It's blogs galore on Uncast! Check these out!

Daniel
Victoria
Rachel
Butch
Aaron

We discuss the possibility of a Porn Pyramid Scheme, Ninja Porn, odd jobs for out of work actors and talk show hosts, the Dolphins earn their first win but they can't save a cow who threw himself 200ft off a cliff and into oncoming traffic. We found an article claiming that women can't cook and pose the question: Who would win in a fight? Zorak or Larry King?

035: You Say Tomato, I Say You're A Crack Whore

Tue, 6 Nov 2007 02:11:00 GMT

Becky joins us for this episode and joins us in discussions of more tattoos, Halloween, philosophies behind the 72 virgins myth, toothpaste flavors and the crunk cup.

We went to the Escondido Renaissance Faire and we have a little fun at the thought that the person portraying Queen Elizabeth might be a guy. We also went to the Oceanaire Seafood Room and she liked it but I'm calling it my choice for Restaurant of the Year in 2007 for San Diego. Victoria reviews the song "Bed" by J Holiday.

Check it out: www.theoceanaire.com

Also, keep voting for us on Podcast Alley. We're getting dangerously close to dropping out of the top 50.

034: I Want To Claw You

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:56:00 GMT

This week we get back down to business by discussing ways to tell you might be gay, games that mock you and Cinnamon being possessed by the devil. Victoria graces our ears with reviews of Comedian and Zodiac and we ask you all to give us your tattoo and Halloween Costume ideas while discussing our own ideas. In sports, the Red Sox are champions again, The Bears win for Victoria and the Jaguars win for me PLUS Victoria is one step closer to the Nano. The Redskins should stop sucking and take it like men and this week's game does not include the Patriots or Colts.

Check these places out:

43 Things
Southern California Fire Photos

ALSO as you may be reading this it might just be the first of the month. PLEASE go vote for us at Podcast Alley!

Game of the Week

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:56:00 GMT

We realized after the last episode that we hadn't picked a game of the week this week.

Last week was Chicago at Philly in which Victoria picked the Eagles (she just likes those cheesesteaks) and so I got stuck with the Bears. The game was pretty good and up until the last minute or so We all thought Victoria would come out on top but the Bears scored late to win the game so I WIN.

This week we won't have another episode out before the games are played so we've decided on Jacksonville vs Tampa Bay with Victoria taking the Jaguars. You all make your picks (before gametime please) and we'll see who wins next week when episode 34 comes out.

033: Now Put That Out Before You Hurt Yourself

Sat, 27 Oct 2007 01:41:00 GMT

This week Uncast records while San Diego burns and afterwards we all sit around the charred rubble to retell the tale. Someone bring us the marshmallows!

Oh I'm sorry. Is it too soon?

OK seriously, thanks out to all the firefighters, national guard, police, etc who worked so many hours and fought so valiantly only to lose 1500 homes. Don't worry, you'll get 'em next time, guys!

FIRE UPDATE: Uncast Residence Evacuated

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:06:00 GMT

We can't go into too much detail at the moment but our apartment in San Diego has been evacuated due to danger from what is being called the Witch Creek Fire. We put Cinnamon in her carrier, grabbed most of our clothes, our main computer including mixer and microphones, hygenic products and a few momentos and left our apartment at 6am this morning. We gave some water bottles to our neighbors as we left and we're currently in Chula Vista, CA near the I-5 waiting for word as to when we can return home.

At the moment the fire has burned structures about a mile north from us and the sky look like night time. Winds are gusting over 50mph and firefighters say there is 0% containment. We'll keep updating this post as more information comes to us. Online sites have been sadly far behind in getting information out. There are fires in San Marcos, Rancho Bernardo, East of Chula Vista near the Otay Lakes area and there are 7 other fires burning in the county as well. Right now we're tired, dirty, sore and a bit nervous.

Any thoughts, prayers, words of support, etc are very appreciated. We love you all and we'll get episode 33 out to you as soon as we can but we hope you'll understand that our home is our focus at the moment.

If you're in the path of the fires we urge you to not play hero. Get the drapes and any flammable away from your walls, grab essentials, help neighbors and go. Neighbor helping neighbor OR at the very least being EXTREMELY patient with one another and kind will help save lives and maybe structures as well. Be good to strangers around you. They're in the same predicament you're in. The more we help each other, the better it is for all of us. Take care. We'll be in touch.

032: I've Got a Thing About Jesus

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:33:00 GMT

This week we catch up. Topics include photography, food, drink, tattoos, In the Buff, Comics, shoes, sex and much more!

Check out photos I took at the Photography Workshop: www.flickr.com/photos/czzyzx41
Check out more photos from the workshop: Flickr tag for tfttfws4
Check out Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor: www.tipsfromthetopfloor.com

The tattoo:

031: Podcast Expo Recap

Thu, 11 Oct 2007 23:03:00 GMT

On this episode we bring in Butch and finally recap our weekend at the Podcast and New Media Expo in Ontario, CA.

Check out the following links:

www.brotherloverocks.com
Accident Mash #4
I Love Lard

As of the release of this episode, we currently rank 45th overall in October on Podcast Alley and 11th in comedy. Get out the vote! Tell your friends!

030 : European Style Lubricant

Thu, 4 Oct 2007 04:45:00 GMT

Today we get a special visitor! It's Chris Marquardt the host of Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor. He's been staying at the Uncast residence the last few nights in preparation for the "Learning to See" Photography Workshop and we gain a bit of real European perspective on the following topics:

Our new Nano related segments, beer, the coming weekend, Sexual Harrassment Training and American's apparent thoughts on what it means for something to be "European".

BTW, we reached #28 overall on Podcast Alley! That's great work guys but we've slipped to 30! Now for those that haven't voted yet, get going! We could use all the votes we can get. Thanks so much to those who've already voted.

Check out these links:

Digital Photography: Tips From the Top Floor
National Writing Month
Victoria's planned Tattoo design
btw, check out Kurt's work at his website

AND KEEP VOTING ON PODCAST ALLEY!

Episode 30 - delayed (sad face)

Tue, 2 Oct 2007 15:39:00 GMT

Episode 30 will be on a short delay due to recovery from the Podcast Expo and prep for the photography workshop you have heard so much about.

However, episode 30 will have a special guest, none other than Chris Marquardt from Tips From the Top Floor. Yayz!

Episode 31 will have the infamous Butch and our recantings of the glorious weekend we just enjoyed. There may be video available (depending on Victoria's technical prowess).

In the meantime you can visit Daniel's blog or Butch's Blog or Daniel's pics all about the Expo.

Oh for my blog about the expo there is none but I will describe it to you in three words: yumma, yumma, yumma.

Does that count as 3? I it is 3 words but all the same word. Hmmm.. Think about that and shoot us an email at uncast.net@gmail.com. Talk to us. We like people but not in a creepy way. (We promise)

029: There's a Cookie In My Whore

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 14:41:00 GMT

This episode is a long one! (That's what she said) 87 minutes of fun for the whole family!

This week we discuss: Football, Cupids Chokehold, PB&J, Robin > Batman, Cock Tales, Pimps, Brothel (knitting, cookies & whores) and the phrases Eternal Keg and Angrogynous. Victoria brings us an awesome list with knitting naughty things, Buffy, Dr Grip, Uncast Merch., hot sauce, parents, saying emoticon names, sushi, Daniel, sex and songs that turn you on. Butch rants about the real ACME and Victoria makes us put nasty things in our mouths.

028: Cause That Would Be Awesome

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:03:00 GMT

In this episode we learn that Victoria may be suffering from PCOS (see this link for more info). We discuss our new lifestyle of diet and exercise which we hope will lead to better health and thinner waists. Victoria asks us all what our getup and go song is. Ours is "Push" by Brother Love. I ask us all why there are so few child stars that grow up to be normal and we both want to hold magic bullet parties though she's thinking about food.

Some co-workers of hers buy shit from partylite and it baffles Victoria. She introduces us to Ravelry. She's gotten back into knitting folks. Watch out!
We discuss kisses, pussy and breast feeding. Then there's a bit of a look back to past episodes and we end it with class as usual...a new revelation.

Oh and there's asking for votes on Podcast Alley, Bloggers Choice Awards and iTunes reviews. All the other pertinent links are on that sidebar there to your right.

027: Cinnamon the Thug

Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:58:00 GMT

This week we learned a lot from the VMAs and Victoria helps to guide us through these lessons. We recap last weeks Game of the Week in which her pick lost in embarrassing fashion and Victoria also reviews two movies she recently saw: Breach and Blades of Glory.

We have a few events coming up: The Podcast & New Media Expo and New Years Eve with KATG in Las Vegas! For the expo we are buying t-shirts for Uncast and in creating these shirts on Cafe Press, we realized that there is a seemingly endless list of gift possibilities for Christmas.

We decide that Cinnamon needs a theme song and a new identity on the show: Cinnamon the Thug. She's coming to destroy a town near you even through she doesn't leave the house. There's some reviews of The Office Season 3 DVD, more "That's what she said" and this week's Game of the Week: Washington Redskins vs New York Giants

Oh and we learn Victoria is a block girl and she wants to call me Hunter. Hmmm new show name? Hunter and Block Girl? No I don't think the world is ready for such greatness.

GO VOTE FOR US AT PODCAST ALLEY! www.podcastalley.com
Email, leave a comment or come meet us at the Podcast Expo! You'll need a badge and you can get one here.

026: Tie Them To the Radiator

Thu, 6 Sep 2007 01:32:00 GMT

This week we discuss our Labor Day weekend. I had my best ever...she had her best ever and together we bring the love together. She reviews Black Snake Moan and Volver. I discuss (briefly) the fanboy scene and the start of the NFL season. Saints vs Colts. Who you got?

025: People of the Future Will Need Your Fortunes

Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:37:00 GMT

We begin this episode examining a scratch on Victoria's leg and Infoquest. All seems lost until we start asking the real hard hitting questions:

1. Do you subscribe to the "You had to be a fan before X album in order to be considered a true fan" philosophy?
2. Which bands that are still considered respectable did you love in their prime but now you don't like?
3. Going vice versa...which did you dislike in their prime but now you like them?
Also the newest deathmatch poll: Cujo vs. Michael Vick. Who wins?

We debate the Vegoose Music Festival vs Street Scene and we announce an upcoming concert. I have my rant of the week against people with stupid bumper stickers and window decals.

PSA from Uncast: Watch Doctor Who & read "The Sweet Hereafter" by Russell Banks

We solicit advice from parents and I go through the first 13 episodes of Uncast, redacting some comments I've made. Through this walk through time we learn that Victoria's ass is like a fortune cookie, Jesus is like bacon and Obama is going to have to work extra hard at getting the Jew vote.

We also cordially invite you to join us for the Buffy-Oke screening of "Once More With Feeling" at the Ken Cinemas at midnight on October 5 & 6.

024: Who Says They Want To Be the Feet?

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:57:00 GMT

This week we bring in Butch Rosser and Aaron Brungardt and try to create a MANcast to counter-balance the Estrogencast we were subjected to a month ago. As you would expect from such an episode, topics range from sex and edible underwear to movies, fanboy TV shows, sports, music and hot chicks.

We also do our best to offend every part of the world except we all agree that Canada rocks. In this we also shout out to the Canadian hotties in our lives, Rhian and kataish among others. If names were forgotten, please forgive us. We were drunk, disorderly and the fact that we remembered two names is a feat in itself.

In this episode we use this opportunity to pimp out Aaron's new DVD release of Fred's Friend which you can get by contacting him through his MySpace page and the new and quickly rising song by Bomani D'Mite Armah called "Read a Book". It has a great beat and sends some life lessons our way. Take this song to heart. Learn from it. Apply it to your life.

*big breath*

There are deathpools, a discussion of Superbad, Heroes vs 24, Aaron's misguided belief that Janeane Garofalo is better than Kristen Bell and a new innovative idea for all our single listeners out there. We also begin whispers of Butch's campaign for the presidency in 2016, talk about him possibly becoming my brother-in-law by 2010 (or 2013) and if you miss hearing Victoria's voice, don't worry. She'll be back next week stronger than ever.

023: Nobody Wants the Ass Microphone

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 15:21:00 GMT

All by ourselves again! Damn. sad face :(

This week the topics include Sex and the Transformers. Would you have sex with someone inside a Transformer? We say Happy Birthday to Victoria's dad, P-Bart and a Happy 8th Anniversary to us! We've made it this far, we might as well go all the way. That's what she said! We miss you Rachel.

Victoria tries to convince us there is a correlation between the popularity of sex as pets and the downfall of society. I doubt it. What do you think?

Victoria then tries to cast me as Notorious B.I.G. before I have to shut that idea down as per I'm white. I also introduce, for the first time, my very own Awesome List! All on my own too!

We get a few celebrity quotes, discuss the Podcast Awards and Victoria is thoroughly bored by it all. That is, until we discuss the five drrrty things that get her excited.

Links for the week include:
Kemo Sabe in Hillcrest
The Podcast & New Media Expo (come join us!)
The Mentos Intern
and a picture of the tattoo Victoria would like to get (minus the background)

Also! Don't forget to check out the great podcasts that we mentioned on the show!
Keith and the Girl
Tips From the Top Floor
The Dawn and Drew Show
Grammar Girl
Never Not Funny
Buzz Out Loud
Podcast 411
And get them and all their listeners to listen to us as well! Marketing! Referrals! We can't make it without you!

022as: Ode To My Mother

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:13:00 GMT

This is the aftershow for episode 22. No comments. Just listen.

022: It Just Tastes So Wonderful

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:15:00 GMT

This is our last episode with Rachel before she heads back to West Virginia.

We discuss her week at Grandmas
High: Friends, money and clothes
Low: Grandma and a certain troubled cousin

We also discuss Victoria's ever present ear problem and how it's turning her into a soul stealer.

Congratulations go out to Annam & Alex on getting married! We attended the wedding and we give our review of the illustrious day.

MOVIE REVIEW OF THE WEEK: Stardust

Audience Action Assignments of the Week: Tell us what your fetish is and just what is it about golden showers that some people seem to like? Also, check out the Tips From the Top Floor photography workshop: Learning To See (button is that pretty picture button in the sidebar..go click on it) and don't forget to vote for us on podcast alley.

021: We All Can't Be Jesus

Fri, 10 Aug 2007 20:39:00 GMT

This week it's just Victoria and I while Rachel is visiting with family.

Discussion includes a review of "Elizabeth", Weakest Songs by Badass Bands, Victoria's New Love and as always a few interesting stories. One of them involves nudity! Woo-hoo!

020: Chasing Veronica

Thu, 2 Aug 2007 19:18:00 GMT

Rachel returns again this week to discuss Hairspray, our day at various Veronica Mars filming locations, church stories and Victoria's latest Awesome list.

We ask for your opinion on our latest death match: Cap'n Crunch vs Tony the Tiger. Who would win?

I bring in a couple of news stories from the previous week, Victoria tries to create Mimecast and we have to remind her that Trix are for kids, not for Victoria. You can't have. Not yours.

Photos from the Veronica Mars Filming Locations Tour are up and can be found in the sidebar of the website.

019: Tales from Anthology

Sun, 29 Jul 2007 00:07:00 GMT

Butch and Rachel join us for this episode of Uncast.

Topics de la semaine: Butch and I battle it out about Hall & Oates (Awesome or teh suck?) and the girls discuss their week together including a trip to the zoo and a night at the local Harry Potter release party. This vacation brings about two things. First, Cinnamon needs a panda. Second, we each claim a Harry Potter character...Victoria takes Daniel Radcliffe, Rachel takes Rupert Grint and Butch takes Emma Watson. They try to pin me with Bonnie Wright (Ginny Weasley) but I choose Katie Leung (Cho Chang) instead.

While they falsely accuse me of loving Bonnie and Butch makes remarks about my going for an underage girl, let me put it on the record that the girl I chose (Katie Leung) is 19 and will be 20 on August 8th while the girl HE picked (Emma Watson) will not be legal until NEXT April 15th. Suck on that you child molesting pervert.

It's pretty much Butch and I from that point with him discussing his new job at Anthology, telling the tale of how he lost his old job and we go into a club called Aubergine and how DJ Mikey Beatz helped kickstart Butch's future career as a club mashup DJ.

018: Something to soak up everything inside of me

Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:01:00 GMT

She's sniffing porn. Just move on.

017: Estrogen Estrogen Everywhere

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:32:00 GMT

This week Becky fills in as I travel to WV to attend my mom's wedding.

Girlcast is in full swing as the girls discuss movies, TV shows, women they hate and men they love (not their husbands, mind you). WARNING: There is absolutely NO testosterone levels in this episode whatsoever.

Topics include: ComiCON screws us, The BevMo Incident, Awesome Sushi, John Barrowman gets added to Victoria's list, racism vs auto-erotic crashiation, America's Next Top Model, gift giving, Charmed, Becky's hatred for Jennifer Garner and Katie Holmes, big love for Maggie Gyllenhaal, and they decide that Christian Bale is the best Batman.

It's also movie review time for Girlcast. Go see Secretary and The Machinist. Avoid Catch and Release, Jersey Girl and Crash (1996) like the plague. James Spader is creepy and Christopher Walken plays a good villain.

Victoria and Becky made sushi. Here's the ones they created:

Victoria Roll: Sweet Potato, Avocado, Cream Cheese
Chicken Terryaki: Terryaki Chicken, Cream Cheese, Water Chestnuts
California Club: Avocado, Bacon, Chicken lightly covered in mayo
BBQ Fun: BBQ Chicken, Sweet Potatoes, Bacon

They also share stories about bad car experiences, bad party nights, music-related guilty pleasures, their favorite drinks, Live Earth concert, Becky's Sirius stations, Robot Chicken, live action Care Bears or JEM, names for twins, strange pet hybrids, youtube.com videos (Old Gregg & Little Girl Monster), hair bands that start with W and Becky's man list.

The lesson here is: when you let two girls talk for an hour it becomes the land of 10,000 topics. From cats to guys, food and booze, all kinds of entertainment and stories. If there's a topic you don't hear in this episode then you either didn't listen or you have testicles.

016: That's Not a Real Name

Thu, 5 Jul 2007 02:17:00 GMT

This week's episode comes to you via delay thanks to Victoria's infected ear. Still, we find time to discuss Avenue Q, stupid ideas in seminars, the MLB All-Star Game selections and more of our rants and raves including Victoria's latest name for a band.

Oh, and by the time you're listening to this I'll either be on a plane headed for Pittsburgh or I'll have landed. Either way, say a little prayer to whatever God you believe in (even if that god is just you) and wish me luck this weekend. My mom's getting married and I'm not only handing her off to a guy I barely know but I'm also playing photographer at the reception. Craziness.

015: Ten Commandments

Sat, 30 Jun 2007 13:32:00 GMT

This week we discuss birthdays, rant about traffic and children's songs, review a recently attended Padres-Red Sox game and give you all a new question to ponder.

Oh and the title? Well, if the Vatican can start creating it's own commandments, then so can we!

014: It All Comes Back to Poles

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 12:38:00 GMT

We have new guests this week! Aaron and Becky join us for a show while we celebrate my birthday.

This week we discuss shopping at the San Diego County Fair with your parents, whether or not ninjas have a code of honor, shows to watch on BBC America, inappropriate hand waving to songs like "Delilah" and "Hey Joe", playing Marvin Gaye songs behind Father's Day clips, mullets and skullets and we surf stories on the net.

Father's Day was Sunday so we tell a few dad stories including the following: Aaron's dad is a sentimental fool, Becky's dad is a racist, Victoria's dad is like Harry Carey and my dad liked to make slides back in the day.

We also discuss things we found out about our parents that we wish we could wash from our minds, the fact that Pamela Anderson is the gateway from Rock to Reality TV and Aaron ruins his reputation by confessing his love for Jersey Girl and Last Action Hero. We also somehow work Jesus and zombies in at the end. Can't have an episode without 'em!

013: Mr Take Over Pants

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 04:00:00 GMT

In this episode Victoria and I discuss the death of a very young loved one, Victoria finds a new hubbie thanks to a little game called MASH and we discuss the corrupt practices girls engage in when playing this game. We discuss the different vegetarian types, directional tourettes and Cinnamon consoles me in my grief.

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP!! I want money!

Victoria saw Hairspray and loved it. She also gives her very last solo Awesome List. We go over the Lazy Philanthropist and discuss Zombie Walk 2007. I confront Victoria on her obsession with the casual encounters section of Craigslist. You'll never guess how this one ends.

Attention! Special Report!

Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:42:00 GMT

SPECIAL REPORT live from Uncast Studios in San Diego, CA

Take a listen for yourselves. We've warned you. We've prepared you. Now the time has come.

012: It Tastes Like Evil

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 04:08:00 GMT

We've got Butch with us once again. This time we try a little thing we call "Topical Russian Roulette". Among the topics we discuss, Victoria claims Barack Obama as a friend, Butch lays down the gauntlet on fellow listeners and I discuss the air in Rome. I come up with the perfect exit strategy in the case of a zombie invasion, Victoria expresses a love for the chocolate and Butch tries Doritos X-13D for the first time. We get through curse words, baby names, Labron James, sounds you love and hate, the perfection that is bacon and of course pirates and ninjas make their way into the podcast as well.

011: Uncast Cruise 2007, Part 2

Tue, 5 Jun 2007 03:35:00 GMT

This episode is our concluding Part Two of our cruise review upon Radiance of the Seas May 2007 Pacific Coast Repositioning Cruise. We discuss our second sea day, our day in Astoria, OR and Victoria, BC and Vancouver, BC as well as our flight home. Victoria shares a story that we can all relate to and I share a similar one of my own. Enjoy and we'll have a special guest next week. Can you guess whom that may be?

010: Uncast Cruise 2007, Part 1

Tue, 29 May 2007 00:53:00 GMT

We're back! In this episode, we discuss the cruise. Well, we actually just get through San Francisco. That explains the "Part 1" part of the title. I don't quit, Jesus and zombies are only a passing mention and we're sober for the whole show. Don't be scared, it'll be ok. Just enjoy it and look forward to the next episode.

Sorry for the delay...

Sat, 26 May 2007 01:46:00 GMT

We were on a cruise all last week which explains the week long hiatus but we've also been back a week which does NOT explain the 2nd week of hiatus.

Trust us, we're not gone. We're simply trying to get back to the routines of life. We will definitely have an episode out this weekend (possibly tomorrow) and we plan on trying to make this a 2-episode per week podcast.

So we'll record our little review of the cruise, possible plans for a second and tune you all into the latest news in the sad lives we live. We love you all and thanks for listening!

009: Who Loves Ya Baby?!

Sat, 12 May 2007 12:53:00 GMT

In this weeks show Victoria gets violent, I'm stressing out about cruise prep, Cinnamon auditions for the circus, we launch a new venture and I pimp a good man's great CD. Oh yeah that title? Victoria's God is Kojak.

Plugs of the Week:

Victoria's new site: The Lazy Philanthropist
Marc Gunn's "Irish Drinking Songs: The Cat Lover's Companion"
Marc Gunn's website www.marcgunn.com
The Brobdingnagian Bards website www.thebards.net
Of course I have to plug myself: Renaissance Festival Music Lyrics
While you're there, check out the podcast. It's good music!

008: Dumpy Dumps

Tue, 8 May 2007 18:14:00 GMT

This week Victoria is the new drunk half of Uncast! We discuss our celebrity top five, NASCAR hooligan gangs and I get a little crazy with the shout outs. Victoria deems me "Dumpy Dumps" when I call her Vicki one too many times and mentions that she wants to get to the point in her life when she only has to communicate in grunts and groans. Jesus, zombies and Cinnamon make their way into the discussion as usual and we ask the question, "if you add chocolate ice cream to root beer, can you call it a Root Beer Floater?"

Victoria's Top Five:
5. Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls)
4. Jon Bon Jovi (yeah I don't get it either)
3. Veronica Varekova (SI swimsuit babe)
2. Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Slither)
1. Daniel Craig (Casino Royale, Elizabeth)

Daniel's Top Five:
5. Amy Smart (Scrubs, The Butterfly Effect)
4. Gina Torres (Firefly, Standoff)
3. Elisabeth RÃhm (Law & Order, Angel)
2. Alyson Hannigan (American Pie, Buffy, How I Met Your Mother, etc)
1. Jewel Staite (Firefly, Stargate: Atlantis)

Thanks this week goes to:
Butch Rosser
Keith and the Girl
Tips From the Top Floor
The Dawn & Drew Show

007c: Scotchy Scotch Scotch

Fri, 4 May 2007 17:11:00 GMT

In this Part Drei, we find out that malatosis is a condition caused by too much scotch consumption, we try recording a smutcast but Victoria's inability to perform leads me to create the term Giggly Porn, there is yet more cruise discussion, Butch deems me "Number Three", I call Victoria out on the truth behind our wedding night and we discuss how we lost our virginity. Victoria doesn't remember much. This leads me to quit for the second time in this episode. Butch remembers plenty about his first time. Would you be surprised if we told you alcohol was involved?

Share with us the story behind how you lost your virginity by emailing us at uncast.net@gmail.com
It's May everyone! New month means go vote at www.podcastalley.com
Check out Butch's blog! It's in the sidebar there to the right. yeah...right there...
We've gotten NO response on the questions from earlier episodes. Listener response makes for a much more exciting show, so check out the archives, look at the show notes and the questions we pose and tell us what you think by emailing us or leaving a message on our myspace page. That's right folks! We're on MYSPACE! www.myspace.com/uncast Check It Out!

007b: Go Back to Everwood

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:15:00 GMT

In Part Deux Victoria brings us an update to the "You Gotta Love It" story, we try to determine where/if Red Apple Cigarettes showed up in Death Proof and we stop throwing Aaron under the bus and praise him Brasky-style. Also, I get a little drunk, go a little crazy and have to be reminded why I lost to zombies and burritos. Butch brings nothing but questions to the episode. Let's see if you can answer these for us:

1. If Jesus is a zombie and he's more interested in your soul than your brains, how does he eat your soul?
2. Are we given the chance to defend ourselves at the Final Judgement and does Rusty play the bailiff?
3. They say our lives can be compared to a sitcom. So what sitcom are you?
4. Is it too soon to name your fantasy baseball team the Blacksburg Massacre?

In light of this last question, we discuss NBC's ethics after receiving the package from Seung Cho & Victoria unashamedly confesses to us about a certain teabagging incident at work. In the end Butch and I agree that Adam was right when he sang that Beautiful People are People. Victoria, always the critic, reminds us that we're all just a Benetton ad.

007a: A Vodka Named Raggedy Ann & Andy

Wed, 25 Apr 2007 03:22:00 GMT

*WARNING: GRINDHOUSE SPOILERS INSIDE* - Butch joins us again as we discuss the most boring "Ladies Night Out" in recorded history. Victoria loses a battle with a bad burrito but lives to fight another one and discovers the best California burrito ever. We enjoy some time at the DMV (yes you read that right) and we disagree on Hawaiian Food. We discuss Grindhouse and all its highs and lows. Victoria brings us a newly updated Awesome List where for exactly 4.78 seconds I enjoy having made the list until Butch pulls his best Simon Le Bon.

006: You're Never Gonna Get Me Copper!

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 03:54:00 GMT

This week we discuss the food at the VA Hospital in La Jolla and Victoria's poor choice in liquor. We go over our day at the Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire. We dig up Dante Gabriel Rosetti's writers block issue and ask about our listeners views on posthumous works. Victoria brings us the phrase of the week. Can you take a guess? She also teaches us how to get your significant other out of the silent treatment. We also talk about this week's episode of "The Office" and plug a few great talents. Oh and Cinnamon has gotten into something.

SCRPF
Mental Floss
Voltaire
Merry Wives of Windsor
Renaissance Festival Podcast
Poxy Boggards
Belles of Bedlam

005: Gotta Love It!

Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:51:00 GMT

This week Victoria bakes me brownies, I get new tires, we watch Scanner Darkly and For Your Consideration, We attend M*A*S*H UP UNIT 619, take pictures of the wonderful Cover Me Badd's Blasphemous Guitars, see a commercial for Sticky Fingers, watch Star Troopers do the Can-Can, discuss Fake nails, the evil of the phrase "Gotta Love It" (hence the title), try to determine who would win in a fight between Abe and Teddy, hear about a dude swimming the length of the Amazon River and ponder such McDonaldland questions as why they keep letting the hamburgler in, whether Mayor McCheese's head gets moldy or what exactly is Grimace. We had a relaxing Easter, bring up the word chittery-chattery and discuss the upcoming Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire (and forget to mention the Escondido Renaissance Faire...how dare us).

LISTENER HOMEWORK:
1. Tell us a story of when your significant other went out of their way to do something for you for no other reason than they felt like it.
2. Tell us what you think of fake nails.
3. Give us some of your favorite trashy foods
4. Let us know who would win in a fight, Abraham Lincoln or Theodore Roosevelt and is there a president that could beat them both?
5. Make sure you eat bread after you bathe.

Links:
Check out Blasphemous Guitars
Comment on photos from the concert
Southern California Renaissance Pleasure Faire

004: The Awesome List

Tue, 3 Apr 2007 13:26:00 GMT

This week we discuss the Awesome List, clothes shopping, our poker night with Butch, a great new film and we give our predictions on the 2007 baseball season.

Don't forget to check out "Fred's Friend" by Aaron Brungardt.

As always, please go vote for us at Podcast Alley.

003: We Call It Reparation Sex

uncast.net@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:31:00 GMT

Our first midweek episode and longer than the first two combined.

This week we have our first guest: The Overlord of Awesome! The Minister of Percipience! The Emperor of Motherfucking Badassery! The Fuck-All of Fuck-All! Butch Rosser!

This week we discuss: Abolishing the penny, a variety of things that suck (including both Duke and UNC, Alexander, Joe Pesci and Flavor of Love), plenty of beastiality (at least from Butch and Victoria), purity balls, our cat Cinnamon, women's empowerment is NOT the Pussycat Dolls, a jihad on reality TV, God is panracial with a mullet, fuck the two-party system, did Buffalo Bill dig that well himself or did he buy a home with a well already furnished, the cat and the TV are not amused, Poker Night on Saturday, deathbed repentance, domestic violence, Trifecta, Victoria's latest novel, plenty of shit talking, possible UNCAST t-shirt slogans and our pathetic attempt to sucker donations from our listeners.

Generally we're just donkey punching the line between funny and disturbing. I think we covered both when Butch said, "It got on its knees and smiled like a donut".

This week Butch plugs:
www.butchrosser.net
www.mashupunit619.com

As always, please go vote for us at Podcast Alley.

002: Would You Like Some Jesus With Your Footlong?

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 05:24:00 GMT

This week we discuss our attempt at conceiving a child on our upcoming cruise, marketing ideas for Jesus and bad drivers (one in particular).

As always, please go vote for us at Podcast Alley.

001: Never Put Your Hand In The Tub

Mon, 19 Mar 2007 03:49:00 GMT

This week we discuss the new TMNT movie, the plight of the Transformers line, St Patrick's Day and its origins, Curious George and his sex offender uncle in the orange hat and flying cars.