Get Daniel Drunk!

Donate now to help Daniel drink on the Cruise. He will only drink based on donations. We have created a simple system to help you choose how drunk you want Daniel to be- Black ($5); Red ($10); Blue ($20)

 

Sure for the price of a cup of coffee you could save a child in some country. But we live in America and Daniel will be on a boat with my parents completely sober if you don't donate. He will have to watch the Celebrity Cruise dancers, sober. He will have to watch old people tear each other up for B9. Donate now if you want to support your nation. I approve this message.