Rhian apologizes for her voice and Victoria apologizes for nothing in this episode. We discuss a juice cleanse found in Oprah’s magazine and diarhettic comas. We talk about Rhian’s recent stay in the hospital, transfusion number two and Rhian 3.0 is born. For the story on that, visit her blog at Rhiloaded.com.

Victoria lays down some ultimatums and “it’s either this or this but it has to be one of the two or both” type shit on Daniel. Yet again she demands a phallus to poke a donut. The God provides when the mortals prove they’re deserving of those things they seek. Rhian invents a transformer that’s both eyeglasses and a vibrator. Finally we drop into the beer of the week. Another Californian invention worth drinking. This time Drake’s Drakonic Imperial Stout.

We then go into Hunger Games talk and Victoria decides the tribute character she’d be if she was in the story. She also brings us the 13 worst things to do with your vagina. I have to question her decision making skills this episode. Game of Thrones comes up again and Vivi reveals her need to have a torrid affair with Tyrion Lannister. Now I’m SURE she has poor decision making skills this episode.

Rhian and Daniel talk about local San Diego food and one specific block of places in particular that we need to try. There’s a brief discussion of 50 Shades of Grey before Rhian saves the show with Whore News. This week: the recent trend of briefly replacing the news with porn.

Happy Easter everyone! Two weeks late. Heh. Yeah we’ll get to the reasons for that in the next show unless you all follow us all on Twitter and Facebook and you know already. As for this show, Vivi introduces us to a new threesome sex position. A very specific strange fetish kinda position. There’s a very different beer of the week this week and it’s a strange one indeed. We review that along with the new movie The Hunger Games and the TV Series Game of Thrones which recently started it’s second season.

Victoria wins a new boxed game while Rhian and Daniel win a couple of awards of their own! Ooh la la! Daniel brings some sports news (though obviously not news at this point, silly) and we discuss some real life hybrid animals. Rhian comes hard with some awesome Whore News...as always and this ends the show just under the hour mark which is where we like it.

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This week is a little blend of everything and something. This may also be our last two-hour show as we’re going to start making a more concerted effort to dramatically shorten the shows except for party episodes and to split them up when they do go over. That said, there’s beer, a trip to the armpit of SoCal for a missed rocket launch, Draw Something, a couple movie reviews, taste testing, lots of sports, midgets and whores. Come and get it!

It’s our 5th birthday! Guitar Rob, Kate, Becky, Spence, Pengui, Junkenstein and Amy join us for this awesome party episode. Drink every time Becky names a new band. Starting the show with a live version of “Wall Street” by Trainwreck in Sarasota, we reward him with a one-of-a-kind limited edition Uncast t-shirt and tote bag. The girls discuss ways they’ve used the names that’ve lost. The room then spends the next five minutes talking about my penis before moving on to some of the shit we’ve done this weekend. Pt Loma’s Cabrillo National Monument was fun, Slater’s 50/50 kicked ass and our trio of breweries Saturday afternoon made a cold rainy day very bright indeed. Thank you El Cajon Brewing Co., Manzanita Brewing Co. and Lightning Brewery.

We jump right into our first of three beers of the week, the Stone/Bear Republic/Fat Head’s collaboration known only as TBA. The beer review was side-tracked by imaginary dick conversation. We got to it eventually but almost immediately got derailed by toe reviews. Guests were asked to give some of their favorite moments of Uncast and we get some interesting answers. After a very quick break, we get into our second beer review of the week. Our buddy Tony, who couldn’t be here because he was winning an award for this beer, brewed an awesome Creme Brulee Stout which got a reaction on Uncast that no other beer ever has! Pearly Gates Stout wins on Uncast.

Victoria brings us the worst Awesome List ever but Rhian makes up for it with an awesome Whore News. We of course  have to end the first half of the show there and we pick it back up 24 hrs later discussing just how much of a fun mess the party was. We try another beer by Tony. This time a raspberry porter or stout that again went over really well with everybody. Once again we have converted another non-beer drinker into a beer drinker. Becky was first and now we have Kate. Kate and Rob discuss their hotel time here and their new friends Consuela and Amir.
Daniel reviews the top five beers that we reviewed on Uncast this year. We end the show with accents and finish it all up with plugs for all the guests that were in attendance this year. Thank you so much for five years. Best fans ever. Love you all!

Vivi starts right off by offending Buddhists everywhere. Vivi hypes up Universary V by rehashing the topics that led up to Uncast: Episode 1. Way better than its Star Wars counterpart. We enjoy another bourbon barrel-aged beer and in not related news, share our love for Lightning Brewery and owner/head brewer Jim Crute. We discuss the last episode,  Victoria’s absence from the later half and people who really should know how to work a mic NOT knowing how to work a mic. Promises of Cheesecake Dip abound.

We discuss threesomes with brooms and dustbins, a child swallows 37 Buckyballs and snowblower accidents. This somehow leads to Victoria’s love of Jason Statham. Victoria presents us with an Awesome List and Daniel adds things he learned from podcasts. We finish up with some great Whore News IN SPACE!

Want to join us for Universary V?! Leave a comment at uncast.net or Facebook.com/uncast, call us at 619-940-4SEX or email uncast.net@gmail.com to let us know! Party March 17, 2012 at Casa de Uncast starts at noon with a Three-Brewery tour and then a party at 7pm.

Party episode, full of crap sound, poor language, terrible mic work and loose morals.

This show starts out with a voicemail from our oldest guest. We make this joke because it is his birthday today. Rhian describes her trip to the Mayo Clinic and we learn why you should never mess with the Clash. We celebrate silly holidays and whores as Stephon and Rhian bring us some news.

We learn why Queens cannot be trusted, what can go wrong when you self-treat baldness and why it is all so funny. We end the show by finding out who won the “Name Daniel’s Penis” contest and enjoy a little diddy about it. Like to hear it? Here it go...